jokes for womenIs there a male equivalent to the jokes about women belonging in the kitchen?

There are so many jokes about women belonging in the kitchen and making sandwiches, and I was just wondering if there was a man joke equivalent to that.
Btw, I think the kitchen/sandwich jokes are hilarious, and I'm just looking for more laughs.
Q: Have you ever seen a groom miss his wedding?
A: Wait 'til Sunday, go to one after kickoff...

Q: What do you call a man with a Psych degree that works in computers?
A: A**hole pig.

Q: What do you do when a man spills his 啤酒?
A: Clean it so his wife can make it to the fridge quicker...

Q: What do you call a man who has just been handcuffed?
A: Trustworthy

Q: How can you tell when a man's cautious and prepares for disaster?
A: He bought 2 twelve packs.

Q: What's the difference between a good man and an alien?
A: People hjokes for womenave seen an alien.

Q: What do aliens and men have in common?
A: In order to achieve their goal, they wait for you to sleep.

Q: What do blenders and men have in common?
A: They're loud, pretty useless but women still get one.

Q: Why are men like the weather?
A: No matter what you do, you can't change either one.

Q: What does it mean when a man is laying in bed, hollering your name?
A: It's still too soon to remove the pillow.

Q: What do you give a man who has everything?
A: Penicillin
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Took me a half hour but I hacked out a few man-stereotype jokes. Beer, football, good-for-nothing sex maniac jokes are all pretty commonplace for men. I laugh at them the same way you do for women/cooking jokes. Those who don't understanjokes for womend the meaning of "JOKE" aren't ones I want to be near anyway.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

google, stupid men jokes, or guy jokes
xbox, gay sex, football, laziness, gay sex, nachos, working out, gay sex
A man's place is in the garage. It's best to keep all the tools in the same place.
Chocolate Pudding is effed up!
For Americans u can use the "couch potato" theme.
...that's not a joke
no .
woman deserve to be smacked around. i am a woman that is proud to be under a mans comaand. i love it when my husband makes me clean. the 100th amendement says that women have the right to the kitchen of the house.