Wednesday, January 11, 2012

interesting things marsWhere can I find interesting pictures about Mars?

For example the Famous Face on Mars, and the Mermaid Lady on Mars.interesting things mars

Is there any more of these weird things on Mars? I find them iinteresting things marsnteresting
GOOGLE.COM
Hint..... They were all taken by NASA........interesting things mars.

avril musicWhat is your favorite avril lavigne music video?

What is your favorite avril lavigne music video and why?
Complicated is my favorite, it sums up the Avril Lavigne attitude that she became famous for. Plus the song is awesome.
Smlie & Wish You Were Here & Hot & Girlfriend

avril music
"When You're Gone" because it's so moving, you can feel, hear, and see the emotion of everyone in the video/song. It's also one of Avril's most beautifully done and real music videos.
Download favorite Music:

"I'm With You" because it has so much feelavril musicing but also kind of calming too. I like the atmosphere and it's my favorite song by her too.
What is your favorite avril lavigne music video and why?
Don't Tell Me
Alice!
becasue its beautiful to me. and it isnt really an exact copy.

stock market questions and answersCan u help me answer these stock market questions?

1. You need to understand how the stock market works and what it is exactly about.

2. You need to know what are the different styles of trading in stocks and shares.

3. You need to read about why so many people lose their shirts in the stock markets so that you can avoid their mistakes and also decide if this is a risk you want to take.
Okay..your questions are well-thought out.


Quick answers..you can do more research and get deep.

1. Businesses that want to raise funds make shares in their business available to the public via an IPO(a prospectus is

issued..you apply for shares).

When you buy shares you own a part of the business and the profits if they are distributed to the shareholders.

These stocks or shares are bought and sold via the stock market or sstock market questions and answershare market.

2. (a) Buy and hold..I don't recommend it! You will lose!

(b) Trade stocks..I recommend this approach.

Read books and do courses ..also see the videos and membership site below.

See the videos below..especially, "Do you know how to trade the triangle?".

You will get support, a number you can call, tools, price charts, education and a system you can use that tells you when to buy and sell. A very good start for a beginner or a pro.

3. Yes it is risky..the less you know about this business the more you stand to lose. You are playing against the best players so you need to become a good player.

This is why you keep learning. You have a system which has rules and you stick to the rules. You learn to take profits..you learn to cut your losses.
1. Istock market questions and answerst is legal, high stakes gambling. With tax benefits.

2. Only 2 style catagories you need to worry about. What works for you and what does not.

3. They lose their shirts because they invest their savings, the farm and everything else they have on stocks that amount to chinese wall paper on a fraudulent promise of a "sure thing" return.

Remember for every dollar you make, someone is losing a dollar. If you can't figure out who the sucker is up front, it is you.
1) Impossible
2) Make a tenth of a million pennies using OPM is a win/win
3) The Brokers.Money Lenders,Money Changers all make a profit, win/win it is OPM.
If you are scared of losing money, you don't play that racket.
Play poker in Vegas, odds are about the same.

youtube sneezing bearWe (the U.S.) dump tons of trash in China every day. Sleeping dragon? More like sneezing Panda bear?


They should make cars run on trash. That way what people throw away becomes our fuel.
Well, if the Chinese are so much smarter than we are, you'd thinkyoutube sneezing bear they would put an end to it wouldn't ya?
Fits addicted to plastic film. yes anyway how aboutgreen marxism and regitering it as political part equippedyoutube sneezing bear with constitution as computer program and inviting apes and dophins to vote and arranging ballots to test their intelligence against voters.

ear piercing gun kitCan u pierce your nose with a walmart ear piercing kit?

im piercing my nose by myself and i want to make sure i do it right. ive pierced my own lip but i heard your nose is a little bit different. people have told me not to use a sewing needle bc its too sharp so would an ear piercing gun like the ones from walmart do the trick? also does anyone have any numbing ideas BESIDES ice bc ice makes the skin to hard!
a gun isn't a good idea. it can cause trauma or damage to the tissue, as the guns not meant to go through thick cartledge like your nose. you actually can use a normal sewing needle, though. just make sure everything's sterile and you take care of the piercing. remember, piercings are just open wounds that you put something in! why don't you just go somewhere to get it done though? most places give you the piercing foear piercing gun kitr free if you buy the jewelry. the place i went to get mine done didn't do that, but it only came out to $25 total.

you really shouldn't have to numb the area. getting your nose pierced hurts less than your ears, in my opinion. your nose is all cartledge.

i do suggest having someone else do the actual piercing part for you though, because, for whatever reason, whichever side you pierce it on, that eye is going to water. a LOT.
It's better and safer to get it done professionally. If you do it yourself you might not do it correctly and it could bleed or leave a scar or something.
my friend got her nose pierced recently, but had someone professional do it, not on her own. and she opted to use to earring gun, so i would say that is fine! hope i helped!
I really think that ear piercing gun kitis a bad idea. Only because your nose in the center of your face and it draws alot of attention. You don't wanna mess that up.
Don't do it yourself!!! GET IT DONE!!!!!!!!! PROFESSIONALLY!! I had a friend do it herself and it got severly infected! Sh had to be hospitalzed! Its not worth it to do it your self!!!
you might be able to but it isnt safe. those piercing kits get dirty easy but its hard to clean them so your piercing gets infected easier. your better off doing it with a regular needle
Isn't a nose piercing supposed to be a much smaller gage than an ear piercing??
If you love your body, go see a professional. And you don't sound like one.
im u can but i wouldnt take any chances with it let a professional do it

oddball lawsWhy does Pluto have such an eccentric orbit compared to the other planets?

Pluto seems to be the oddball of the bunch. Can anyone explain its behavior in terms of the laws of gravity?
Some scientistoddball lawss claim that Pluto is not a true sphere shaped "planet"! and therefore the gravitational pull is inconsistent resultoddball lawsing in an erratic orbit.
Hmmm pluto is not a "planet" was ruled out sometime a go.... maybe this is your answer.

like you funny quotesWhat are some funny quotes from harry potter that I can put on my screen saver?

Im making a screen saver and i need some funny quotes like Harry Potter is better than pie.You would usually see them on youtube if you type in Harry potter icons.
Favorite Quotes by Harry Potter


"I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur."

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"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."

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"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

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"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

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"Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to. He's already used you as bait once, and that was just because you're my best friend's sister. Think how much danger you'll be in if we keep this up. He'll know, he'll find out. He'll try and get to me through you."

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"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

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"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

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"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

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"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.

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"And Harry said last night," retorted Ron, "if it means we're supposed to get matey with the Slytherins, fat chance."
"Well, I think it's a pity we're not trying for a bit of inter-House unity," said Hermione crossly.
They had reached the foot of the marble staircase. A line of fourth-year Ravenclaws was crossing the entrance hall; they caught sight of Harry and hurried to form a tighter group, as though frightened he might attack stragglers.
"Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends with people like that," said Harry sarcastically.

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"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

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"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "but you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."
"Shut your face."
"You don't tell her [Aunt Petunia] to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?"

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"Listen, if you [Fred and George] dlike you funny quoteson't take it [the gold], I'm throwing it down the drain. I don't want it and I don't need it. But I could do with a few laughs. We could all do with a few laughs. I've got a feeling we're going to need them more than usual before long."

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"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"

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"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

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"Er -- thanks very much, Ernie," said Harry, taken aback. Ernie might be pompous on occasions like these, but Harry was in a mood to deeply appreciate a vote of confidence from somebody who was not wearing radishes in their ears.

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"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...."

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"Cut it out," he said firmly, rubbing the scar as the pain receded again. "First sign of madness, talking to your own head," said a sly voice from the empty picture on the wall.

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"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"

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"He [Dumbledore] will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to him."

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"It's just hard," Harry said finally, in a low voice, "to realize he won't write me again."

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"I realised I can’t shut myself away or crack up. It could be me next, couldn’t it? But if it is, I’ll make sure I take as many Death Eaters with me as I can and Voldemort too, if I can manage it."

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"Snape killed Dumbledore."

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"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right."

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"Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!"

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"Well, think back," said Harry. "Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words 'My Sweetheart' round your neck?"

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"Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."

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"She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!"

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[To Mundungus] "What did you do, go back the night he died and strip the place?"

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"I like a quiet life, you know me."

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"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

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"SHE KILLED SIRIUS! SHE KILLED HIM -- I'LL KILL HER!"

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"They don't know know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer..."

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"There's no need to call me sir Professor."

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"Do you think -- do you think I give a -- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO SAY!" Harry roared. "I don't want to hear anything you've got to say!"

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"SO WHAT?" Harry shouted. "Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the stone, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any Hogwarts to get expelled from! He'll flatten it, or turn it into a school for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house cup? If I get caught before I can get to the stone, well, I'll have to go back to the Dursleys and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only dying a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that trapdoor tonight and nothing you two say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my parents, remember?"

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"Yeah, and others might say it's your duty to check that people really are Death Eaters before you chuck them in prison," said Harry, his temper rising now. "You're doing what Barty Crouch did. You never get it right, you people, do you? Either we've got Fudge, pretending everything's lovely while people get murdered right under his nose, or we've got you, chucking the wrong people into jail and trying to pretend you've got 'the Chosen One' working for you!"

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"No, i
Also:
"We all know Voldemort can move faster than Snape confronted with shampoo..."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BAV儿劣*!


"Giver her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred & George, OOTP


Draco: "Manners, Potter, or I’ll have to give you a detention. You see, I, unlike you, have been made prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments."
Harry: "Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone."


you, unlike me, r a git if u hate harry potter

web designWeb Design?

Hi, I'm want to learn web design but dont have the money to do a course right now. What web site can i go onto to start learning how to design web sites? What would be the best course to learn web design?

Many Thanks

Hatty
Go to:
Use the navigation at left to view lessons.

I would recommend getting an HTML editor, if you don't already have one, so you don't have to do the coding yourself.
www.vtc.com is the way to go - 30$ per month onlive tutorials :)
also check out the website: www.code3design.com


I've been a web designer and coder for 12+ years (http://sizefactory.com)
I'd recommend learning writing basic html and css to start with, learn the building blocks then go out and use more advanced tools, but cover the basics. Check the http://www.w3schools.com/ site, it's amazing. Good luck


There are a good few WYSIWYG html editors availabout nowadays. You may wanna try CoffeeCup software. They're pretty easy for pick up and go.


Un bel sito di web desig in italia è: http://www.ggservice.com/web-design.asp


Here you can find useful tutorials as well! - www.golearnweb.com


Learn some effective web design rules here http://www.thevisionforest.com/2011/07/effective-web-designing-ten-rules/


Basically web designer should have knowledge of html, css, photoshop, flash

You can use "w3schools" for html and css.

For design, it's depend on your creativity. you can search different site on web.


I must agree with some friends web design is all about HTML. I must prefer you an online web design service you must check this this out.
http://www.logoonlinepros.com


Since you already have a yahoo account, your yahoo geocities should be free. Go to www.geocities.com and sign in with your yahoo username and password. They provide you with:
Free Website
File Manager
Easy Upload
Tutorials
Web Tools.
Do this!! It's a plaweb designce where you can practice and learn. It's how I learned.
Hi
You want to try NetObjects Fusion. Version 9 is a free download or available as a PC magazine givaway and it is very easy to learn. As you add pages to your web site the navigation buttons are put in automatically. The program has many web page templates and there are a lot more free ones on their site. You will find it in Computer Magazine CDs, Computer Shopper was doing it last month.

Its the easiest web making program I have seen for years; give it a try.

Regards
Gordon
You could try
Depends what you want to learn and how serious you are, googling "HTML" might find you lots of good information.
Hi try the following, it may help



or

www.joomla.org
I would recommed this >>>
Hi Hatty

I too was new to webdesign and I purchased a package from http://www.XSitePro.com.au

It's PERFECT if you want to learn website - not much more I can say really!

Quote:

The concept behind XSitePro (XSite Pro) is very basic. The team behind XSitePro needed to create a software application that would allow users ranging from complete novices to seasoned professionals to create decent looking websites, quickly and easily. There was a clear gap in the market for an intuitative, almost 'clever' website design application. And boy did they create something good.

XSitePro (XSite Pro) offers an extremely well put together video training course when you first buy the software. This is crucial for those of us on the Internet who do not know how to design websites. It guides you through everything you will need to know and it is all explained simply and effectively. For the more experienced web designers out there, or for those who have a basic understanding of website design, the video tutorial can be skipped and replayed at another time. However, we recommend that the XSitePro video tutorial is a must for anyone using new software.

Another important thing to remember when considering whether to purchase XSitePro, is that aside from learning a new trade, you will never have to pay a web designer a cent ever again. It's so refreshing to produce your own websites, both quickly and easily, and to see them live - it's a rweb designewarding experience.

http://www.XSitePro.com.au
I used dreamweaver to help me learn and its easy enough to use. . There are loads of online tutorials and you can use it with angelfire.



w3schools.com
There are many websites that give directions on writing HTML code.

One of the best sites is

and another for general information on CSS is

You can use Notepad to write your own HTML Code and view your results in IE or Firefox.
It takes longer than a code generating program but you can really learn how to correct your mistakes in syntax and setup.
There are several program used when doing web design. I will assume that by web design you mean designing and creating(programing) the sites.
Below is a list of video tutorials that will help you on your way.
As for what course, well, i'm afraid i can't help you on that one apart from, look at what courses are available and consider what one you would like to do the most. These vids should help you figure out wither you like designing or programing the best, making it a little bit easier for you to decide.

Building Small website prt1 & prt2



*Software *
Photoshop CS2 - used to design your site.


Photoshop CS3 - latest version but not as many tuts.


Fireworks 8 - Have never used, believe also 2d manipulation and style creation software


Dreamweaver 8 - Used to code your site

Dreamweaver CS3(Dreamweaver 9)


Flash 8 - For creating flash animation


Using GIMP


*CODE*
HTML


PHP



A great website to use is this there is always someone willing to help with your probs on the forum, they also have some great articles like this one

Check out 3d buzz, they have videos for PHP along with 2d and 3d apps.


Lastly there is


It depends to you, for me best way is watching video tutorials (like lynda.com) however w3schools.com is very useful. But I think you should take a few courses (like web design, graphic design...) in a good college. As soon as you'll learn the basic, the rest is very easy...

Good luck
go to a website if you have any qustions go to google

rascal flatts hurts most videoWhat is the meaning behind Rascal Flatts video "What Hurts the Most" I think the girl is pregnant?

What is the meaning behind the video "What hurts the most" by Rascal Flatts?I think the girl is pregnant and Dad ran him off and my daughter disagrees.
She has to be pregnant to explain the throwing up in the toilet and holding her belly. Which would also explain the parents being upset. Not sure if they were fighting before the accident occured. Maybe she told him about the pregancy and he was upset. Can't figure out why at the end she says "I saw you."
the i saw you that she said at the end of the music video is because she said "what do you see in your future" hI'm"what do you see" her"im serious" him"i see you, what do you see" and she never answers and then she says"i saw you"


I don't think she's pregnet,I just think she's sick from crying so much.


she's not pregnat. shre's hurting so much it literally makes her physically sick. i live it everyday and it never goes awat. (the pain, i mean) good song. it tells the story of my life right now.


i think that the song means that her dad ran the boy off and that the girl could not see the boy anymore so she was hateing and blamming her dad for his acciedent! the girl was not pregnat because people cry a lot and get sick!!!!!!!


If you want to know the full story behind the song, here it is. Jeffrey Steele co wrote that song and a few weeks later his son was killed in an ATV accident. You can see him sing it on youtube and talk about his son Alex. http://www.songwriterforums.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9503&st=0&p=90945&


the reason she says i saw you is because when she asks him what do you see in the future, he says you. and then he asks her and she doesnt answer him.


Actually, Rascal Flatts did not write this song, as amazing as it and they are. It was first recorded by country singer 马克 Wills in 2003, then followed brascal flatts hurts most videoy other recordings done, then Rascal Flatts recorded it in 2005, then Cascada in 2007.


I think what happened is that her boyfriend had to leave because her dad probably told him to and whatever,and he got in a car crash and died. her parents probably told her what happened so when she said "it's not true." like she doesn't believe he's really dead and she blames her dad for his death.


when she said I saw you she was talking about when she asked him what he saw in his future.


The meaning behind "What Hurts The Most" is that the young girl has become pregnant with the young boys child, her father drives him out of town which is why at the beginning she yells at him 'You did this!' When the young boy's driving away from his town, he gets in a car crash and dies. The reason


the young girl sits at the road by a cross is because that is the marked spot where the car crash happened. The reason she says 'I saw you' is because in an earlier discussion they were having they were talking about their future and what they saw, he said 'I see you' and she finally answered


'I saw you'


Going to watch the video on launch cast then I will tell you my opinion...(tearing up now)

In my opinion I think the video/song is just expressing what it feels like when you lose someone you love so much. She doesn't know if he ever really knew how she felt. She never really told him, and now regrets it since he is gone. The fact of knowing that you lost your true love without ever telling them how you felt is enough to make you sick. I think her getting sick is just showing how much she loved him, and how badly she feels about losing him.
I think it means that she didnt get to tell him all the things she wanted to before he died in the wreck. She had so much to tell him because sometimes you feel that people dont get what youre saying rascal flatts hurts most videothrough your actions and can only be summed up in words and she didnt get to do that before he left.
i am not sure if she is pregnant but i think she is just hurting so bad for a lose of a loved one so soon. that song is so sad
i think the meaning of the song was to just show what its like to lose someone you really love but that love never knowing how you really felt. i think the girl was just sick because sometimes when people cry so hard it just makes them sick.
I've been wondering whats going on in the music video also and when i read the other answers to this question i think i figured it out. this is my opinion, or my guess. In the beginning of the video both parents are crying and the girl is hysterical. then when she sits down in the classroom the desk next to her is empty and the other girls are looking at her, so appearantly this isn't just a break-up, somebody is gone. at the end of the video she's kneeling in front of a white wooden cross on the side of the highway, and around here, where i'm from (southern idaho), a white wooden cross by the road marks the spot where there was an accident and someone died. I really don't think she's pregnant, this isn't like that. Her and her boyfriend were having a little conflict and one day he got in an accident and died. maybe she never got to tell him how much she loved him. In the scene where she's getting sick, its not because she's pregnant. When you lose someone you love, someone very close to you, its very common to get so far into shock and nervous that you throw up. So, when i see the video, it was that she had a conflict between her, her boyfriend, and her dad, and when her boyfriend died, she was blaming her dad because she needed to blame someone. But there wasn't any of her getting pregnant and the dad running the boy off, that doesn't fit with the words and mood of the song, especially with the songs that rascal flatts writes.

my love marioWhat is the best mario game 4 the Game boy advance? i want 2 start saving my money and i love mario games.?

maybe try under $20.00
I really like Mario Golf. Bu tif you don't like golf, you might not like it. But I enjoy it, cuz I like golf.
ur welcome. glad i helped


mario world yoshi island is perhaps the best mario on advance, if not of every mario games. or at least very close with marimy love marioo 64.

i bought it, finished it twice and yet, i guess im going to make it again someday. kinda like that great movie you love to watch now and then.

elseway, Mario and Luigi superstar is very nice too. It has the RPG twist that reminds me mario rpg on snes. funny game and pretty enjoyable. a must on gameboy advance formy love mario sure.
to me super mario world is the 2nd best game they ever made for it.
Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga is long and really fun game.You battle the same way like in Paper Mario 1 and 2.You level up, use items,change clothes,use badges which inhance either Luigi or Mario's attributes,etc.It's really fun.

jokes for womenIs there a male equivalent to the jokes about women belonging in the kitchen?

There are so many jokes about women belonging in the kitchen and making sandwiches, and I was just wondering if there was a man joke equivalent to that.
Btw, I think the kitchen/sandwich jokes are hilarious, and I'm just looking for more laughs.
Q: Have you ever seen a groom miss his wedding?
A: Wait 'til Sunday, go to one after kickoff...

Q: What do you call a man with a Psych degree that works in computers?
A: A**hole pig.

Q: What do you do when a man spills his 啤酒?
A: Clean it so his wife can make it to the fridge quicker...

Q: What do you call a man who has just been handcuffed?
A: Trustworthy

Q: How can you tell when a man's cautious and prepares for disaster?
A: He bought 2 twelve packs.

Q: What's the difference between a good man and an alien?
A: People hjokes for womenave seen an alien.

Q: What do aliens and men have in common?
A: In order to achieve their goal, they wait for you to sleep.

Q: What do blenders and men have in common?
A: They're loud, pretty useless but women still get one.

Q: Why are men like the weather?
A: No matter what you do, you can't change either one.

Q: What does it mean when a man is laying in bed, hollering your name?
A: It's still too soon to remove the pillow.

Q: What do you give a man who has everything?
A: Penicillin
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Took me a half hour but I hacked out a few man-stereotype jokes. Beer, football, good-for-nothing sex maniac jokes are all pretty commonplace for men. I laugh at them the same way you do for women/cooking jokes. Those who don't understanjokes for womend the meaning of "JOKE" aren't ones I want to be near anyway.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

google, stupid men jokes, or guy jokes
xbox, gay sex, football, laziness, gay sex, nachos, working out, gay sex
A man's place is in the garage. It's best to keep all the tools in the same place.
Chocolate Pudding is effed up!
For Americans u can use the "couch potato" theme.
...that's not a joke
no .
woman deserve to be smacked around. i am a woman that is proud to be under a mans comaand. i love it when my husband makes me clean. the 100th amendement says that women have the right to the kitchen of the house.

death testWhat is the official cause of death for Andrew Martin aka Test?

Does anyone know the official cause of death of Test or what the police are saying?
Detectives saw no signs of trauma, but did say they found a large amount of painkillers and steroids, enough to order toxicology tests. Definitive results are not expected to be released for several weeks.
Just because they found steroids and painkillers means nothing. They NEVER say if any are missing, just that they are death testfound. Something tells me he died of cardiac arrest, possibly from the stress of his profession. In other words, a massive heart attack. It DOES happen if one's job is stressful.


ill bet its steroids

it doesnt surprise me at all but it is sad that he died, i used to always watch him when i was little

he was a pretty good wrestler with good talent anddeath test was also underrated

but what sucks...he never became a top champion
No, there is no news yet. They said it will take a couple of weeks for the autopsy report to come in.
It was probably steroids because they found steroids and prescription drugs in his apartment.
They haven't released an official cause of death yet.
i heard that he had steroids a lare amount in his house but not sure...
drugs

weird did you knowBoyfriend adding my facebook friends he doesn't even know... Weird?

I recently added a few new friends on Facebook, and all of a sudden my boyfriend is adding them too. It was two people, one girl and one guy. I used to work with the girl, and I currently work with the guy. I feel like he only added them to spy on me and check out who the guy was. I'm not really 'friends' with this guy, I just now him from work. He says that since I don't have many friends (which I don't, but it doesn't other me at all) he wants to geweird did you knowt to know the friends I DO have.... but these aren't my friends, just people I work with. Now he is commenting on the guys posting, like they are buddies, and it makes me uncomfortable. He hasn't requested any of the other people I work with that I actually talk to, just this guy randomly. We have gotten in fights before over who my friends are on Facebook and I've noticed him being jealous and insecure more and more lately. We live together and I'mweird did you know going to school full time, so taking a break isn't an easy solution. I tried talking to him about it and told him I thought it was weird, and all he said was "do you want me to delete them?" Which I felt was more of a set up than a real offer. What do I do? Just forget about it? Try to talk to him again? Request all of his friends that I don't know...?
May be weird,but happens !

best song lyric quotesWhat are the best love song lyric quotes of all time?

I am writing a song for my girlfriend for Valentines day. I want to use some pre-written quotes to buff out the song a big considering I have no experience with song writing. I would appreciate it if you would post some lyrics or ideas. Thanks!
Here are some excellent love songs & quotes -

“I love you,
Not only for what you are,
But for what I am
When I am with you.
I love you,
Not only for what
You have made of yourself,
But for what
You are making of me.
I love you
For the part of me
That you bring out;
I love you
For putting your hand
Into my heaped-up heart
And passing over
All the foolish, weak things
That you can’t help
Dimly seeing there,
And for drawing out
Into the light
All the beautiful belongings
That no one else had looked
Quite far enough to find.
I love you because you
Are helping me to make
Of the lumber of my life
Not a tavern
But a temple;
Out of the works
Of my every day
Not a reproach
But a song.
I love you
Because you have done
More than any creed
Could have done
To make me good
And more than any fate
Could have done
To make me happy.
You have done it
Without a touch,
Without a word,
Without a sign.
You have done it
By being yourself.
Perhaps that is what
Being a friend means,
After all.” - Roy Croft

“And you said that I was naive
And I thought that I was strong
I thought "hey I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong cause I best song lyric quotesmissed you
Yeah I missed you” - Lisa Loeb

“I learned very early in life that: "Without a song, the day would never end; without a friend, a man ain't got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend- without a song" So I keep singing a song.” - Elvis Presley

“I know someday you'll have a beautiful life. I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky. But why can't it be mine?” - Eddie Vedder

“Why am I fighting to live, if I'm just living to fight
Why am I trying to see, when there aint nothing in sight
Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me a try
Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die?
someone tell me y” - Tupac Shakur

“Ah just act the way ah feel.” - Elvis Presley

“Home… hard to know what it is if you’ve never had one
Home… I can’t say where it is but I know I'm going home
That's where the hurt is” - U2

“Came but for friendship, and took away love.” - Thomas Moore

“Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?” - Christopher Marlowe

“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb

“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.” - Brandi Snyder

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” - A. A. Milne

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for tellbest song lyric quotesing you lies.” - Pietro Aretino

“Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.” - William Arthur Ward

“You taught me to love fearlessly and to open up my heart. I've never known anyone like you. I love you to no end.” - Phil Martin

“Some people never say the words 'I love you'. It's not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words: 'I love you' But, like a child, they're longing to be told.” - Paul Simon

“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain” - 马克 Twain

“You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.” - Barbara De Angelis

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” - Judy Garland

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