Wednesday, January 11, 2012

interesting things marsWhere can I find interesting pictures about Mars?

For example the Famous Face on Mars, and the Mermaid Lady on Mars.interesting things mars

Is there any more of these weird things on Mars? I find them iinteresting things marsnteresting
GOOGLE.COM
Hint..... They were all taken by NASA........interesting things mars.

avril musicWhat is your favorite avril lavigne music video?

What is your favorite avril lavigne music video and why?
Complicated is my favorite, it sums up the Avril Lavigne attitude that she became famous for. Plus the song is awesome.
Smlie & Wish You Were Here & Hot & Girlfriend

avril music
"When You're Gone" because it's so moving, you can feel, hear, and see the emotion of everyone in the video/song. It's also one of Avril's most beautifully done and real music videos.
Download favorite Music:

"I'm With You" because it has so much feelavril musicing but also kind of calming too. I like the atmosphere and it's my favorite song by her too.
What is your favorite avril lavigne music video and why?
Don't Tell Me
Alice!
becasue its beautiful to me. and it isnt really an exact copy.

stock market questions and answersCan u help me answer these stock market questions?

1. You need to understand how the stock market works and what it is exactly about.

2. You need to know what are the different styles of trading in stocks and shares.

3. You need to read about why so many people lose their shirts in the stock markets so that you can avoid their mistakes and also decide if this is a risk you want to take.
Okay..your questions are well-thought out.


Quick answers..you can do more research and get deep.

1. Businesses that want to raise funds make shares in their business available to the public via an IPO(a prospectus is

issued..you apply for shares).

When you buy shares you own a part of the business and the profits if they are distributed to the shareholders.

These stocks or shares are bought and sold via the stock market or sstock market questions and answershare market.

2. (a) Buy and hold..I don't recommend it! You will lose!

(b) Trade stocks..I recommend this approach.

Read books and do courses ..also see the videos and membership site below.

See the videos below..especially, "Do you know how to trade the triangle?".

You will get support, a number you can call, tools, price charts, education and a system you can use that tells you when to buy and sell. A very good start for a beginner or a pro.

3. Yes it is risky..the less you know about this business the more you stand to lose. You are playing against the best players so you need to become a good player.

This is why you keep learning. You have a system which has rules and you stick to the rules. You learn to take profits..you learn to cut your losses.
1. Istock market questions and answerst is legal, high stakes gambling. With tax benefits.

2. Only 2 style catagories you need to worry about. What works for you and what does not.

3. They lose their shirts because they invest their savings, the farm and everything else they have on stocks that amount to chinese wall paper on a fraudulent promise of a "sure thing" return.

Remember for every dollar you make, someone is losing a dollar. If you can't figure out who the sucker is up front, it is you.
1) Impossible
2) Make a tenth of a million pennies using OPM is a win/win
3) The Brokers.Money Lenders,Money Changers all make a profit, win/win it is OPM.
If you are scared of losing money, you don't play that racket.
Play poker in Vegas, odds are about the same.

youtube sneezing bearWe (the U.S.) dump tons of trash in China every day. Sleeping dragon? More like sneezing Panda bear?


They should make cars run on trash. That way what people throw away becomes our fuel.
Well, if the Chinese are so much smarter than we are, you'd thinkyoutube sneezing bear they would put an end to it wouldn't ya?
Fits addicted to plastic film. yes anyway how aboutgreen marxism and regitering it as political part equippedyoutube sneezing bear with constitution as computer program and inviting apes and dophins to vote and arranging ballots to test their intelligence against voters.

ear piercing gun kitCan u pierce your nose with a walmart ear piercing kit?

im piercing my nose by myself and i want to make sure i do it right. ive pierced my own lip but i heard your nose is a little bit different. people have told me not to use a sewing needle bc its too sharp so would an ear piercing gun like the ones from walmart do the trick? also does anyone have any numbing ideas BESIDES ice bc ice makes the skin to hard!
a gun isn't a good idea. it can cause trauma or damage to the tissue, as the guns not meant to go through thick cartledge like your nose. you actually can use a normal sewing needle, though. just make sure everything's sterile and you take care of the piercing. remember, piercings are just open wounds that you put something in! why don't you just go somewhere to get it done though? most places give you the piercing foear piercing gun kitr free if you buy the jewelry. the place i went to get mine done didn't do that, but it only came out to $25 total.

you really shouldn't have to numb the area. getting your nose pierced hurts less than your ears, in my opinion. your nose is all cartledge.

i do suggest having someone else do the actual piercing part for you though, because, for whatever reason, whichever side you pierce it on, that eye is going to water. a LOT.
It's better and safer to get it done professionally. If you do it yourself you might not do it correctly and it could bleed or leave a scar or something.
my friend got her nose pierced recently, but had someone professional do it, not on her own. and she opted to use to earring gun, so i would say that is fine! hope i helped!
I really think that ear piercing gun kitis a bad idea. Only because your nose in the center of your face and it draws alot of attention. You don't wanna mess that up.
Don't do it yourself!!! GET IT DONE!!!!!!!!! PROFESSIONALLY!! I had a friend do it herself and it got severly infected! Sh had to be hospitalzed! Its not worth it to do it your self!!!
you might be able to but it isnt safe. those piercing kits get dirty easy but its hard to clean them so your piercing gets infected easier. your better off doing it with a regular needle
Isn't a nose piercing supposed to be a much smaller gage than an ear piercing??
If you love your body, go see a professional. And you don't sound like one.
im u can but i wouldnt take any chances with it let a professional do it

oddball lawsWhy does Pluto have such an eccentric orbit compared to the other planets?

Pluto seems to be the oddball of the bunch. Can anyone explain its behavior in terms of the laws of gravity?
Some scientistoddball lawss claim that Pluto is not a true sphere shaped "planet"! and therefore the gravitational pull is inconsistent resultoddball lawsing in an erratic orbit.
Hmmm pluto is not a "planet" was ruled out sometime a go.... maybe this is your answer.

like you funny quotesWhat are some funny quotes from harry potter that I can put on my screen saver?

Im making a screen saver and i need some funny quotes like Harry Potter is better than pie.You would usually see them on youtube if you type in Harry potter icons.
Favorite Quotes by Harry Potter


"I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur."

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"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."

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"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

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"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

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"Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to. He's already used you as bait once, and that was just because you're my best friend's sister. Think how much danger you'll be in if we keep this up. He'll know, he'll find out. He'll try and get to me through you."

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"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

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"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

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"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

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"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.

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"And Harry said last night," retorted Ron, "if it means we're supposed to get matey with the Slytherins, fat chance."
"Well, I think it's a pity we're not trying for a bit of inter-House unity," said Hermione crossly.
They had reached the foot of the marble staircase. A line of fourth-year Ravenclaws was crossing the entrance hall; they caught sight of Harry and hurried to form a tighter group, as though frightened he might attack stragglers.
"Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends with people like that," said Harry sarcastically.

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"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

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"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "but you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."
"Shut your face."
"You don't tell her [Aunt Petunia] to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?"

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"Listen, if you [Fred and George] dlike you funny quoteson't take it [the gold], I'm throwing it down the drain. I don't want it and I don't need it. But I could do with a few laughs. We could all do with a few laughs. I've got a feeling we're going to need them more than usual before long."

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"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"

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"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

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"Er -- thanks very much, Ernie," said Harry, taken aback. Ernie might be pompous on occasions like these, but Harry was in a mood to deeply appreciate a vote of confidence from somebody who was not wearing radishes in their ears.

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"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...."

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"Cut it out," he said firmly, rubbing the scar as the pain receded again. "First sign of madness, talking to your own head," said a sly voice from the empty picture on the wall.

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"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"

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"He [Dumbledore] will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to him."

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"It's just hard," Harry said finally, in a low voice, "to realize he won't write me again."

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"I realised I can’t shut myself away or crack up. It could be me next, couldn’t it? But if it is, I’ll make sure I take as many Death Eaters with me as I can and Voldemort too, if I can manage it."

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"Snape killed Dumbledore."

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"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right."

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"Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!"

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"Well, think back," said Harry. "Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words 'My Sweetheart' round your neck?"

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"Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."

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"She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!"

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[To Mundungus] "What did you do, go back the night he died and strip the place?"

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"I like a quiet life, you know me."

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"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

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"SHE KILLED SIRIUS! SHE KILLED HIM -- I'LL KILL HER!"

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"They don't know know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer..."

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"There's no need to call me sir Professor."

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"Do you think -- do you think I give a -- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO SAY!" Harry roared. "I don't want to hear anything you've got to say!"

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"SO WHAT?" Harry shouted. "Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the stone, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any Hogwarts to get expelled from! He'll flatten it, or turn it into a school for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house cup? If I get caught before I can get to the stone, well, I'll have to go back to the Dursleys and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only dying a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that trapdoor tonight and nothing you two say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my parents, remember?"

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"Yeah, and others might say it's your duty to check that people really are Death Eaters before you chuck them in prison," said Harry, his temper rising now. "You're doing what Barty Crouch did. You never get it right, you people, do you? Either we've got Fudge, pretending everything's lovely while people get murdered right under his nose, or we've got you, chucking the wrong people into jail and trying to pretend you've got 'the Chosen One' working for you!"

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"No, i
Also:
"We all know Voldemort can move faster than Snape confronted with shampoo..."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BAV儿劣*!


"Giver her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred & George, OOTP


Draco: "Manners, Potter, or I’ll have to give you a detention. You see, I, unlike you, have been made prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments."
Harry: "Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone."


you, unlike me, r a git if u hate harry potter

web designWeb Design?

Hi, I'm want to learn web design but dont have the money to do a course right now. What web site can i go onto to start learning how to design web sites? What would be the best course to learn web design?

Many Thanks

Hatty
Go to:
Use the navigation at left to view lessons.

I would recommend getting an HTML editor, if you don't already have one, so you don't have to do the coding yourself.
www.vtc.com is the way to go - 30$ per month onlive tutorials :)
also check out the website: www.code3design.com


I've been a web designer and coder for 12+ years (http://sizefactory.com)
I'd recommend learning writing basic html and css to start with, learn the building blocks then go out and use more advanced tools, but cover the basics. Check the http://www.w3schools.com/ site, it's amazing. Good luck


There are a good few WYSIWYG html editors availabout nowadays. You may wanna try CoffeeCup software. They're pretty easy for pick up and go.


Un bel sito di web desig in italia è: http://www.ggservice.com/web-design.asp


Here you can find useful tutorials as well! - www.golearnweb.com


Learn some effective web design rules here http://www.thevisionforest.com/2011/07/effective-web-designing-ten-rules/


Basically web designer should have knowledge of html, css, photoshop, flash

You can use "w3schools" for html and css.

For design, it's depend on your creativity. you can search different site on web.


I must agree with some friends web design is all about HTML. I must prefer you an online web design service you must check this this out.
http://www.logoonlinepros.com


Since you already have a yahoo account, your yahoo geocities should be free. Go to www.geocities.com and sign in with your yahoo username and password. They provide you with:
Free Website
File Manager
Easy Upload
Tutorials
Web Tools.
Do this!! It's a plaweb designce where you can practice and learn. It's how I learned.
Hi
You want to try NetObjects Fusion. Version 9 is a free download or available as a PC magazine givaway and it is very easy to learn. As you add pages to your web site the navigation buttons are put in automatically. The program has many web page templates and there are a lot more free ones on their site. You will find it in Computer Magazine CDs, Computer Shopper was doing it last month.

Its the easiest web making program I have seen for years; give it a try.

Regards
Gordon
You could try
Depends what you want to learn and how serious you are, googling "HTML" might find you lots of good information.
Hi try the following, it may help



or

www.joomla.org
I would recommed this >>>
Hi Hatty

I too was new to webdesign and I purchased a package from http://www.XSitePro.com.au

It's PERFECT if you want to learn website - not much more I can say really!

Quote:

The concept behind XSitePro (XSite Pro) is very basic. The team behind XSitePro needed to create a software application that would allow users ranging from complete novices to seasoned professionals to create decent looking websites, quickly and easily. There was a clear gap in the market for an intuitative, almost 'clever' website design application. And boy did they create something good.

XSitePro (XSite Pro) offers an extremely well put together video training course when you first buy the software. This is crucial for those of us on the Internet who do not know how to design websites. It guides you through everything you will need to know and it is all explained simply and effectively. For the more experienced web designers out there, or for those who have a basic understanding of website design, the video tutorial can be skipped and replayed at another time. However, we recommend that the XSitePro video tutorial is a must for anyone using new software.

Another important thing to remember when considering whether to purchase XSitePro, is that aside from learning a new trade, you will never have to pay a web designer a cent ever again. It's so refreshing to produce your own websites, both quickly and easily, and to see them live - it's a rweb designewarding experience.

http://www.XSitePro.com.au
I used dreamweaver to help me learn and its easy enough to use. . There are loads of online tutorials and you can use it with angelfire.



w3schools.com
There are many websites that give directions on writing HTML code.

One of the best sites is

and another for general information on CSS is

You can use Notepad to write your own HTML Code and view your results in IE or Firefox.
It takes longer than a code generating program but you can really learn how to correct your mistakes in syntax and setup.
There are several program used when doing web design. I will assume that by web design you mean designing and creating(programing) the sites.
Below is a list of video tutorials that will help you on your way.
As for what course, well, i'm afraid i can't help you on that one apart from, look at what courses are available and consider what one you would like to do the most. These vids should help you figure out wither you like designing or programing the best, making it a little bit easier for you to decide.

Building Small website prt1 & prt2



*Software *
Photoshop CS2 - used to design your site.


Photoshop CS3 - latest version but not as many tuts.


Fireworks 8 - Have never used, believe also 2d manipulation and style creation software


Dreamweaver 8 - Used to code your site

Dreamweaver CS3(Dreamweaver 9)


Flash 8 - For creating flash animation


Using GIMP


*CODE*
HTML


PHP



A great website to use is this there is always someone willing to help with your probs on the forum, they also have some great articles like this one

Check out 3d buzz, they have videos for PHP along with 2d and 3d apps.


Lastly there is


It depends to you, for me best way is watching video tutorials (like lynda.com) however w3schools.com is very useful. But I think you should take a few courses (like web design, graphic design...) in a good college. As soon as you'll learn the basic, the rest is very easy...

Good luck
go to a website if you have any qustions go to google

rascal flatts hurts most videoWhat is the meaning behind Rascal Flatts video "What Hurts the Most" I think the girl is pregnant?

What is the meaning behind the video "What hurts the most" by Rascal Flatts?I think the girl is pregnant and Dad ran him off and my daughter disagrees.
She has to be pregnant to explain the throwing up in the toilet and holding her belly. Which would also explain the parents being upset. Not sure if they were fighting before the accident occured. Maybe she told him about the pregancy and he was upset. Can't figure out why at the end she says "I saw you."
the i saw you that she said at the end of the music video is because she said "what do you see in your future" hI'm"what do you see" her"im serious" him"i see you, what do you see" and she never answers and then she says"i saw you"


I don't think she's pregnet,I just think she's sick from crying so much.


she's not pregnat. shre's hurting so much it literally makes her physically sick. i live it everyday and it never goes awat. (the pain, i mean) good song. it tells the story of my life right now.


i think that the song means that her dad ran the boy off and that the girl could not see the boy anymore so she was hateing and blamming her dad for his acciedent! the girl was not pregnat because people cry a lot and get sick!!!!!!!


If you want to know the full story behind the song, here it is. Jeffrey Steele co wrote that song and a few weeks later his son was killed in an ATV accident. You can see him sing it on youtube and talk about his son Alex. http://www.songwriterforums.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9503&st=0&p=90945&


the reason she says i saw you is because when she asks him what do you see in the future, he says you. and then he asks her and she doesnt answer him.


Actually, Rascal Flatts did not write this song, as amazing as it and they are. It was first recorded by country singer 马克 Wills in 2003, then followed brascal flatts hurts most videoy other recordings done, then Rascal Flatts recorded it in 2005, then Cascada in 2007.


I think what happened is that her boyfriend had to leave because her dad probably told him to and whatever,and he got in a car crash and died. her parents probably told her what happened so when she said "it's not true." like she doesn't believe he's really dead and she blames her dad for his death.


when she said I saw you she was talking about when she asked him what he saw in his future.


The meaning behind "What Hurts The Most" is that the young girl has become pregnant with the young boys child, her father drives him out of town which is why at the beginning she yells at him 'You did this!' When the young boy's driving away from his town, he gets in a car crash and dies. The reason


the young girl sits at the road by a cross is because that is the marked spot where the car crash happened. The reason she says 'I saw you' is because in an earlier discussion they were having they were talking about their future and what they saw, he said 'I see you' and she finally answered


'I saw you'


Going to watch the video on launch cast then I will tell you my opinion...(tearing up now)

In my opinion I think the video/song is just expressing what it feels like when you lose someone you love so much. She doesn't know if he ever really knew how she felt. She never really told him, and now regrets it since he is gone. The fact of knowing that you lost your true love without ever telling them how you felt is enough to make you sick. I think her getting sick is just showing how much she loved him, and how badly she feels about losing him.
I think it means that she didnt get to tell him all the things she wanted to before he died in the wreck. She had so much to tell him because sometimes you feel that people dont get what youre saying rascal flatts hurts most videothrough your actions and can only be summed up in words and she didnt get to do that before he left.
i am not sure if she is pregnant but i think she is just hurting so bad for a lose of a loved one so soon. that song is so sad
i think the meaning of the song was to just show what its like to lose someone you really love but that love never knowing how you really felt. i think the girl was just sick because sometimes when people cry so hard it just makes them sick.
I've been wondering whats going on in the music video also and when i read the other answers to this question i think i figured it out. this is my opinion, or my guess. In the beginning of the video both parents are crying and the girl is hysterical. then when she sits down in the classroom the desk next to her is empty and the other girls are looking at her, so appearantly this isn't just a break-up, somebody is gone. at the end of the video she's kneeling in front of a white wooden cross on the side of the highway, and around here, where i'm from (southern idaho), a white wooden cross by the road marks the spot where there was an accident and someone died. I really don't think she's pregnant, this isn't like that. Her and her boyfriend were having a little conflict and one day he got in an accident and died. maybe she never got to tell him how much she loved him. In the scene where she's getting sick, its not because she's pregnant. When you lose someone you love, someone very close to you, its very common to get so far into shock and nervous that you throw up. So, when i see the video, it was that she had a conflict between her, her boyfriend, and her dad, and when her boyfriend died, she was blaming her dad because she needed to blame someone. But there wasn't any of her getting pregnant and the dad running the boy off, that doesn't fit with the words and mood of the song, especially with the songs that rascal flatts writes.

my love marioWhat is the best mario game 4 the Game boy advance? i want 2 start saving my money and i love mario games.?

maybe try under $20.00
I really like Mario Golf. Bu tif you don't like golf, you might not like it. But I enjoy it, cuz I like golf.
ur welcome. glad i helped


mario world yoshi island is perhaps the best mario on advance, if not of every mario games. or at least very close with marimy love marioo 64.

i bought it, finished it twice and yet, i guess im going to make it again someday. kinda like that great movie you love to watch now and then.

elseway, Mario and Luigi superstar is very nice too. It has the RPG twist that reminds me mario rpg on snes. funny game and pretty enjoyable. a must on gameboy advance formy love mario sure.
to me super mario world is the 2nd best game they ever made for it.
Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga is long and really fun game.You battle the same way like in Paper Mario 1 and 2.You level up, use items,change clothes,use badges which inhance either Luigi or Mario's attributes,etc.It's really fun.

jokes for womenIs there a male equivalent to the jokes about women belonging in the kitchen?

There are so many jokes about women belonging in the kitchen and making sandwiches, and I was just wondering if there was a man joke equivalent to that.
Btw, I think the kitchen/sandwich jokes are hilarious, and I'm just looking for more laughs.
Q: Have you ever seen a groom miss his wedding?
A: Wait 'til Sunday, go to one after kickoff...

Q: What do you call a man with a Psych degree that works in computers?
A: A**hole pig.

Q: What do you do when a man spills his 啤酒?
A: Clean it so his wife can make it to the fridge quicker...

Q: What do you call a man who has just been handcuffed?
A: Trustworthy

Q: How can you tell when a man's cautious and prepares for disaster?
A: He bought 2 twelve packs.

Q: What's the difference between a good man and an alien?
A: People hjokes for womenave seen an alien.

Q: What do aliens and men have in common?
A: In order to achieve their goal, they wait for you to sleep.

Q: What do blenders and men have in common?
A: They're loud, pretty useless but women still get one.

Q: Why are men like the weather?
A: No matter what you do, you can't change either one.

Q: What does it mean when a man is laying in bed, hollering your name?
A: It's still too soon to remove the pillow.

Q: What do you give a man who has everything?
A: Penicillin
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Took me a half hour but I hacked out a few man-stereotype jokes. Beer, football, good-for-nothing sex maniac jokes are all pretty commonplace for men. I laugh at them the same way you do for women/cooking jokes. Those who don't understanjokes for womend the meaning of "JOKE" aren't ones I want to be near anyway.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

google, stupid men jokes, or guy jokes
xbox, gay sex, football, laziness, gay sex, nachos, working out, gay sex
A man's place is in the garage. It's best to keep all the tools in the same place.
Chocolate Pudding is effed up!
For Americans u can use the "couch potato" theme.
...that's not a joke
no .
woman deserve to be smacked around. i am a woman that is proud to be under a mans comaand. i love it when my husband makes me clean. the 100th amendement says that women have the right to the kitchen of the house.

death testWhat is the official cause of death for Andrew Martin aka Test?

Does anyone know the official cause of death of Test or what the police are saying?
Detectives saw no signs of trauma, but did say they found a large amount of painkillers and steroids, enough to order toxicology tests. Definitive results are not expected to be released for several weeks.
Just because they found steroids and painkillers means nothing. They NEVER say if any are missing, just that they are death testfound. Something tells me he died of cardiac arrest, possibly from the stress of his profession. In other words, a massive heart attack. It DOES happen if one's job is stressful.


ill bet its steroids

it doesnt surprise me at all but it is sad that he died, i used to always watch him when i was little

he was a pretty good wrestler with good talent anddeath test was also underrated

but what sucks...he never became a top champion
No, there is no news yet. They said it will take a couple of weeks for the autopsy report to come in.
It was probably steroids because they found steroids and prescription drugs in his apartment.
They haven't released an official cause of death yet.
i heard that he had steroids a lare amount in his house but not sure...
drugs

weird did you knowBoyfriend adding my facebook friends he doesn't even know... Weird?

I recently added a few new friends on Facebook, and all of a sudden my boyfriend is adding them too. It was two people, one girl and one guy. I used to work with the girl, and I currently work with the guy. I feel like he only added them to spy on me and check out who the guy was. I'm not really 'friends' with this guy, I just now him from work. He says that since I don't have many friends (which I don't, but it doesn't other me at all) he wants to geweird did you knowt to know the friends I DO have.... but these aren't my friends, just people I work with. Now he is commenting on the guys posting, like they are buddies, and it makes me uncomfortable. He hasn't requested any of the other people I work with that I actually talk to, just this guy randomly. We have gotten in fights before over who my friends are on Facebook and I've noticed him being jealous and insecure more and more lately. We live together and I'mweird did you know going to school full time, so taking a break isn't an easy solution. I tried talking to him about it and told him I thought it was weird, and all he said was "do you want me to delete them?" Which I felt was more of a set up than a real offer. What do I do? Just forget about it? Try to talk to him again? Request all of his friends that I don't know...?
May be weird,but happens !

best song lyric quotesWhat are the best love song lyric quotes of all time?

I am writing a song for my girlfriend for Valentines day. I want to use some pre-written quotes to buff out the song a big considering I have no experience with song writing. I would appreciate it if you would post some lyrics or ideas. Thanks!
Here are some excellent love songs & quotes -

“I love you,
Not only for what you are,
But for what I am
When I am with you.
I love you,
Not only for what
You have made of yourself,
But for what
You are making of me.
I love you
For the part of me
That you bring out;
I love you
For putting your hand
Into my heaped-up heart
And passing over
All the foolish, weak things
That you can’t help
Dimly seeing there,
And for drawing out
Into the light
All the beautiful belongings
That no one else had looked
Quite far enough to find.
I love you because you
Are helping me to make
Of the lumber of my life
Not a tavern
But a temple;
Out of the works
Of my every day
Not a reproach
But a song.
I love you
Because you have done
More than any creed
Could have done
To make me good
And more than any fate
Could have done
To make me happy.
You have done it
Without a touch,
Without a word,
Without a sign.
You have done it
By being yourself.
Perhaps that is what
Being a friend means,
After all.” - Roy Croft

“And you said that I was naive
And I thought that I was strong
I thought "hey I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong cause I best song lyric quotesmissed you
Yeah I missed you” - Lisa Loeb

“I learned very early in life that: "Without a song, the day would never end; without a friend, a man ain't got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend- without a song" So I keep singing a song.” - Elvis Presley

“I know someday you'll have a beautiful life. I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky. But why can't it be mine?” - Eddie Vedder

“Why am I fighting to live, if I'm just living to fight
Why am I trying to see, when there aint nothing in sight
Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me a try
Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die?
someone tell me y” - Tupac Shakur

“Ah just act the way ah feel.” - Elvis Presley

“Home… hard to know what it is if you’ve never had one
Home… I can’t say where it is but I know I'm going home
That's where the hurt is” - U2

“Came but for friendship, and took away love.” - Thomas Moore

“Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?” - Christopher Marlowe

“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb

“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.” - Brandi Snyder

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” - A. A. Milne

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for tellbest song lyric quotesing you lies.” - Pietro Aretino

“Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.” - William Arthur Ward

“You taught me to love fearlessly and to open up my heart. I've never known anyone like you. I love you to no end.” - Phil Martin

“Some people never say the words 'I love you'. It's not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words: 'I love you' But, like a child, they're longing to be told.” - Paul Simon

“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain” - 马克 Twain

“You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.” - Barbara De Angelis

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” - Judy Garland

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thesaurus synonyms dictionaryDifference between thesaurus and dictionary of synonyms?

Hi guys, i want to know what is the difference between thesaurus and dictionary of synonyms?? Because someone told me thatthesaurus synonyms dictionary it was different
I think a dictionary of synonyms would be of words with synonymous meanings, i.e the exact same meaning, thesaurus synonyms dictionarywhereas a thesaurus would list words of a similar meaning e.g distraught for sad, even though distraught is more powerful.thesaurus synonyms dictionary

tasha smith hairWho was the owner of the hair salon in the the movie poetic justice? Was is it Tasha Smith or Khandi Alexander

Tasha Smith is the chic who played Angie on the Tyler Perry movie, "Why did I get married"
Khandi Alexander
It was neither one of them. The owner Jessie was ptasha smith hairlayed by Tyra Ferell.


It was Tyra Ferell.


yeah, Tyra Ferell, Tatasha smith hairsha Smith, and Khandi Alexander all look so much alike. i get them confused some times too. but it was Tyra Ferell.

quotes for funeralI am in need of funeral quotes and song ideas?

I am making a power point for a family friend who passed away of cancer and I need some ideas for quotes to include in the video and songs to play. She was in her early forties, so I would like to use songs from her time. Anything will help.
“Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours” - Yogi Berra

“Funerals are pretty compared to death” - Tennessee Williams

“Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals” - Clarence Darrow

“The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.” - T.S. Eliot

“The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone” - Harriet Beecher Stowe

quotes for funeral “When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language.” - John Donne

“Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.” - Kehlog Albran

“You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.” - Chuck Tanner

“Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say” - Karl Shapiro

“While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.” - John Taylor

“Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the moquotes for funeraluths of men” - Quintus Ennius

“This is the epitaph I want on my tomb: "Here lies one of the most intelligent animals who ever appeared on the face of the earth” , regardless of quality, when a vote occurs. JoW is Cheating! JoW has been Cheating for months! JoW's scam must be stopped.
--RetroRay


Wind beneath my wings- song by Bette Midler
Uncloudy Day by Willie Nelson

Quote: In my friend I found a second self.

quote:Adversity helps a woman find herself.
Quote:How lucky I am to have have someone that makes saying goodbye so hard
Quote: Unable are the loved to die - for love is immortality. emily dickinson

how do chickens lay eggsHow can I make my Chickens lay eggs earlier?

They are 2 and half months old and I want them to start laying eggs earlier than 5 moths old. What can I do?

how do chickens lay eggs . I heard if you put a fake chicken egg in the box they will lay earlier?

anymore?
Massage them.
u can its how do chickens lay eggslike trying to make a 9 year old pregnant just wait the fake eggs will only show them WERE to lay there eggs

cat ghost picturesCan you help me find the lol cat picture of the cat in a sheet saying oh sheet its a ghost to the ghost?

maybe garfield?
try cheezburger.com... seriously, I'm not joking - they have lots of lcat ghost picturesolcat pics and other funny kitty stuff :) I haven't seen the one your refering to, butcat ghost pictures you may have luck there
It's icanhazcheeseburger.com
best lolcat site

love breaking upSongs about your first love breaking up with you?

I need a song to realte to. My boyfriend broke up with me, he truely was my first love and it's been almost a month now and I still can't get over him and we weren't even dating that long but I'm such a wreck, miss him more than anything and I just want lyrics and a song that I can realte to cause he was lying and pretending the whole time and he doesn't care so it kills me. Anyone got any songs?
sorry to hear about thelove breaking up break up but maybe some of these will help you =]


-my happy ending by avril lavigne
-dont bother by shakia
-get out by jojo
-aint it funny by jennifer lopez
-aint going to cry by mary j blige
-over it by katherine mchpee
-ireeplaceable by beyonce
-say goodbye by skillet
-potential breakup song by aly and aj
-how do you sleep by jesse mccrtney
-teardrops on my gutair-avril
from the bottom of my broken hlove breaking upeart-britney spears
since youve been gone by kelly clarkson
take a bow by rihanna
breakaway by kelly clarkson
its alright its okay-ashley tisdale
apologize by timberland
picture ti burn-taylor swift
your not sorry by ^
breath by ^
lol i couldnt help it lol

Justin Bieber - 宝贝疙瘩

"my first love broke my heart for the first time"

missing someone love quotesWhat are some quotes about missing someone you love?

so i met this at camp and i fell in like with him and he liked me back.. but we never went out or anything. anywaaaaays i never got to say bye to him and i reeeeeaaallly miss him now and i want to put a new quote on my facebook..


any good quotes ? :)
“You don't know how much you really miss someone until you see them again.” - Steven Monaco

“Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.” - Kay Knudsen

“You would think that it would be hard to miss someone in the road if you were going back to look for them. Right now it is a shock, and we are trying to deal with everything right now.” - Brooke Buetti

“Certainly, for me, if we were ever on stage, the three of us, there'd be someone missing, ... I'd look over there and there'd be someone missing and that'd be John.” - Paul McCartney

“(He is) someone who I've always said is my favorite person to play with, and someone I'll definitely miss playing with.” - Katie Gearlds

“And you said that I was naive
And I thought that I was strong
I thought "hey I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong cause I missed you
Yeah I missed you” - Lisa Loeb

“For every thing you have missed, you have gained something else; and for every thing you gain, you lose something” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“If you're watching this, I love you. I miss you and I want you home. And I'm praying for you that you do come home.” ? No Honest Way! JoW Has RIGGED "Votes" (+/." JoW CONTINUES TO CHEAT.
-RetroRay


All days are nights to see till I see thee,missing someone love quotes
And nights bright days when dreams do show thee to me.

Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.

The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness.


You are in my mind and always in my heart.
Every time you come to my mind, I realize I'm smiling.
Every time I see friends laughing, your name springs to my mind.
Whenever I see a couple kissing or people holding hands, my heart whispers your name.
Having no communication with you for awhile is like drinking coffee without sugar, it's not complete or should I say my life is not complete when you are not here beside me. I miss you.
When someone is in your heart, theyre never truly gone. They can come back to you, even at unlikely times. ~Mitch Albom
"when I sleep I dream & it gets me by, I can make believe that your here tonight." <3
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

Within you I lose myself...
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again.

Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair. ~Wmissing someone love quotesilliam Cowper

What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. ~Richard Wilbur

Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly,
We ought to be together, you and I.

Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too.

“You don't know how much you really miss someone until you see them again.” - Steven Monaco

“Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.” - Kay Knudsen

“You would think that it would be hard to miss someone in the road if you were going back to look for them. Right now it is a shock, and we are trying to deal with everything right now.” - Brooke Buetti

“Certainly, for me, if we were ever on stage, the three of us, there'd be someone missing, ... I'd look over there and there'd be someone missing and that'd be John.” - Paul McCartney

“(He is) someone who I've always said is my favorite person to play with, and someone I'll definitely miss playing with.” - Katie Gearlds

“And you said that I was naive
And I thought that I was strong
I thought "hey I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong cause I missed you
Yeah I missed you” - Lisa Loeb

“For every thing you have missed, you have gained something else; and for every thing you gain, you lose something” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“If you're watching this, I love you. I miss you and I want you home. And I'm praying for you that you do come home.” - Keyanna Jackson

search engines driving directionsCan anyone give me driving directions from Tecate to San Felipe?

I want to go via Tecate to avoid border waits. I can't find a search engine that gives directions in Mexico. Mapquest, google and yahoo don't work.
Mapquest doesearch engines driving directionssn't give directions in Mexico?? That's weird, because it does for Canada. Hmm
For directions, please see the following link http://www.mysanfelipevacation.com/search engines driving directionsdriving-directions.asp


it would help if you knew the country,city, state, and zip code.
mapquest

how to keep conversation interestingHow to keep a conversation interesting?

I NEED HELP!!! how to keep a conversation interesting i mean i can keep the conversation going buthow to keep conversation interesting it gets boring i need help keep it interesting =P ples any advice? =P thanks
.By simply talkinghow to keep conversation interesting about the interesting happenings around you. Spontaneity is the key and an adventurous mind

airline ask definitionHow much would you rate this out 0f 10?

how much would u rate this passage out of 10? also give your views about it. im open to criticism.
Terrorism


If you ask a student to tell you the definition for terrorism, he might tell you that terrorism is the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear. He may tell you a hundred other definitions of terrorism. Till date it has been impossible to agree on a proper definition for terrorism. But if you want to know the true definition of terrorism you can get it from a child who has lost his father in a bomb blast or perhaps from a man who has lost his beloved or from a mother who has lost her child. The sorrow in their eyes can give you answers which words cannot.

Many evils surround us in today’s world: Murder, corruption, war, poverty, and hunger are a few to name. But terrorism is perhaps the worst of them all. It affects the body and mind deeply leaving the victim traumatized.
A terrorist is a cold blooded creature; he does not deserve to be called human for he has not a heart or a conscience. He kills mercilessly and does not value life.
And how can he when he does not even value his own? He does not care what he must do to achieve his goal. He is ready to destroy the whole world if that’s what it takes and in the attempt even perish himself.
The worst terrorist attack was 9/11 attack of the world trade centre killing more than 2996 people and injuring more than 6000.two commercial passenger jet airlines crashed inairline ask definitionto the towers reducing the once magnificent structure to rubble. Terrorism does not differentiate between the young or the old. The belsan massacre proved this. More than 777 children were killed and more were injured. If not for the terrorist attack these children would one day have grown into fine men and women. The qahtaniya bombing in Iraq is yet another example of terrorism. India too has not been spared. The 26/11 terror attacks and the air India 182 bombing are some of the worst acts of terrorism.
Terrorism has shed enough blood in this world to form a new ocean and this ocean threatens to engulf the world.
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8, I would be careful about talking about 9/11 for many people lost loved ones in that disaster so be careful with that also if you asked a student they probably wouldn't give you such a deep definision otherwise great discriptive language ;) I compltetly agree with your views however
Excellent. I completely agree with your views. 10/10
Probably a 9/10. You have great ideas and I really love your writing style. However, I really don't think your average student would define terrorism as, "the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear." I'm pretty sure the response would be, "The bad guys in my ______ video game!" if of the male gender, and "Isn't it like, when someone tries to blow up another country or something?" If female haha.
I don't know what the exact purpose of your paper is (is it a persuasive essay? a brief overview of terrorism? a statement airline ask definitionof opinion?). As a factual report, I give it a 5. As an opinion paper, maybe a 6 or 7.

"Many evils surround us in today’s world: Murder, corruption, war, poverty, and hunger... But terrorism is perhaps the worst of them all." You're stating your opinion, not a fact. Just sayin. And couldn't it be argued that terrorism overlaps with murder and war?

"A terrorist is a cold blooded creature; he does not deserve to be called human for he has not a heart or a conscience. He kills mercilessly and does not value life." Ummm. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of terrorism. But a) this sounds like way too dramatic a description for a paper simply describing the definition of terrorism, and b) I don't know how I feel about this dehumanization of terrorists in general. They're not bogeymen, they're just people fighting very desperately for a cause.

How do you know that terrorists don't value life? Yes, they commit murder. But does that mean they don't care about their families, or the people on their own side? My point is, you can't use broad, sweeping generalizations in a paper meant to report facts. Facts cannot be argued. Your statements can. "He is ready to destroy the whole world if that’s what it takes and in the attempt even perish himself." Um. Can you cite that?

"The worst terrorist attack was 9/11" According to who, though?

Also, you need to proofread.

Bottom line: More facts, fewer dramatic descriptions of terrorists as monsters out of a Stephen King novel.

percent of people that cheatWhat percent of people who cheat admit to doing it?

Does anybody know?

I cheated on my boyfriend and then broke up with him. I never admitted that I cheated.
I don't know any exact numbers, but I do know that more people adpercent of people that cheatmit to it if they are not married, as opposed to people that are, for the simple fact that cheating while married can have worse consequences.
I cheated on my boyfriend with mpercent of people that cheaty best mates boyfriend. I know it was bad but I told them both and they both forgave me. My boyfreind stayed my boyfriend and my best mate stayed my best mate!
i think 1%

how do bumble bees seeDo bumble bees have eyes?

how do bumble bees see where they are going
probably not,, thats why they fly into windows lol


The answer is yes, they have eyes. 5 infact!!



The voters are wrong about the eyes of bumble bee


Two compound eyes and I think three simple eyes. Compound eyes are extremely efficient at detecting movement but probably do not generate the greatest picture, however this view of compound eyes has recently been challenged by some computer nerds wandering on to the territory of the gentleman biologist.
yes hidden and myserious
i thought they just had feelers?
Yeas, they have eyes. Two, pretty large ones compared to their body, as in most insects.
See thow do bumble bees seehis picture: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bumblebee_2007-04-19.jpg
Bumblebees (also spelled bumble bee, also known as humblebee) are flying insects of the genus Bombus in the family Apidae. Like their relatives the honey bees, bumblebees feed on nectar and gather pollen to feed their young. These creatures are beneficial to humans and the plant world alike, and tend to be larger and more visibly furry than other types of bee. Most, but not all, bumblebee species are gentle. Bumblebees are social insects that are characterized by black and yellow body hairs, often in bands, a commonality among the majority of the species of Bombus; however, some species are known to have orange or even red on theihow do bumble bees seer bodies, or may be entirely black.[1] Another distinguishing characteristic is the soft nature of the long, branched setae, called pile, that covers their entire body, making them appear and feel fuzzy. Queen and worker bumblebees can sting, but the sting is not barbed like that of the honey bee, so they can sting more than once.[2]
yes their eyes are called compound eyes the are thousands in number, they have to compound eyes each eye is independent and make image separately and insect synchronize these to make a single one there are two types of images they can make superimposition and aposition type
their single eye is called as omatidea its a hexagonal shaped lense type

free dream dictionaryDoes anyone know of any good, free dream dictionary or dream interpretation sites?

I'm trying to help a friend work through the details of recurring dreams, my dream book stinks, can anyone help?


I searched about 50 in the past and this is the
one I use at least once a week. When you go
there, click on "Dream Dictionary" and then
choose the letter that responds to the most
prevalent topic in the dream. They are VERY
thorough. Wait until the page is finished loading
before you click anything. It acts strangely if not.


"Inner Work&qfree dream dictionaryuot; by Robert Johnson, is a dream analysis book based on Jungian psychology.

But, unless you're a bit familiar with Jungian psychology and agree with his concept of "individuation" (spiritual/psychological process by which we become whole/perfect) then it's meaningless. However, if you read a simple introduction to Jungian pscychology and are intrigued then you will find this method of working with dreams quite valuable.

Note that Jung would assert that the content of dreams are the way that our free dream dictionarytrue SELF communicates with our conscious selves in order to guide us along the path of spiritual growth. A recurring dream would represent some issue that must be resolved in order for growth to occur. The method for working with dreams involves listing the situations, people and objects in the dream and then going through a process of determining what the dream symbolizes in a person's conscious/waking life.

Anyway, I found it worthwhile, but it's a lot of work.
Dreams@Swoon

shine on lyrics rascal flattsLooking for a song from Employee of the Month?

Just before the credits at the end of the film there is a song which I picked up as being caled "Shine On" as this is the most common lyric.shine on lyrics rascal flatts But I searched for songs called this and I could only find songs by RIO, Rascal Flatts and The Kooks.....none of which sound like this song. Can anshine on lyrics rascal flattsybody help me with who it is and what the song is please?
Thanks.
It's by Needtobreathe.
Cheers

best nhl playersBest NHL hockey players at their position?

Who do you think are the best hockey players in the NHL as a left wing, right wing, center, and goalie?
Preferably current players.
Left wing: Alex Ovechkin
Center: Syd Crosby
Right Wing: Patrick Kane
Defense: Chris Pronger
Goalie: Ryan Miller
LW - Ovie
C - Sid
RW - C. Perry
D - Chara
D - N. Lidstrom


left wing: ovechkin- dynamic offensively and he brings it every game. He is a threat every time he touches the puck.

center: crosby- very skilled with the puck, has great vision and can score goals. Also can win draws and is very good in his own zone. (toews and datsyuk are close seconds)

right wing: parise- very quick, has great hands and has a good shot. He also is great defensively and works hard every night.

defense:keith- moves to puck great, has a good shot and has great vision. He is good in his own zone positional and he battles for pucks better than anyone in the league. He is a great skater, can play in all situations and is a work horse.

goalie: miller- he just stops pucks and doesn't leave rebounds. He doesn't need a ton of shots to be on also.
Ovechkin-Best player in the league. best nhl playersScores, hits, provides energy, toughness, goes to the net, great passer, amazing shot. Complete skill package.

Crosby-Great leader, knows how to win, 2nd best passer in the league behind Joey Thornton, can score great goals, amazing puckhandler and deker.

Iginla-Consistently a top forward in the league, still a great goalscorer and franchise player, leader, a physical force every game, knows where to position himself, not a bad defensive player.

Honourable mentions: Malkin, Datsyuk, Gaborik

Pronger-Extremely adept in all situations. Good mobility for a big man, great leader, crushing hitter, great size, underrated puck and passing skills, great slapshot, always competitive and doesn't allow other players to get under his skin.

Honourable mentions: Keith, Chara, Doughty

Lundqvist: Great goaltender, has consistently put up great numbers since his rookie season even with an average defence, can steal games for his team.

Honourable mentions: Miller, Luongo
Left Wing - Alex Ovechkin (scoring machine)
Center - Pavel Datsyuk (all around ability - best two-way forward in the game)
Right Wing - Marian Gaborik (speed, creative play, great sizebest nhl players - consistent 30 goal scorer even on a defensive team like Minnesota)
Defense - Duncan Keith (has it all, speed, scoring, toughness)
Goalie - Martin Brodeur (consistently the best goalie the last 15 years - ultimate big game player)
without a doubt, Nicklas Lidstrom. He was recently voted THE best defenceman in the league by other current NHL players. despite his age, he is a master at taking away chances and shutting down play's.
LW - Ovechkin
C - Crosby (hate to admit it)
RW- Parise
D - Volchenkov, Chara
G - Vokoun, Lundqvist

edit: Got a thumb down, which one?
Left Wing: Ovechkin
Center: Crosby
Right Wing: Patrick Kane

Defense: Chara and Keith
Goalie: Miller and for backup Rask
C-Sidney Crosby
LW-Alex Ovechkin
RW-Jerome Iginla
D-Duncan Keith
G-Ryan Miller
Left Wing: Ovechkin
Center: Toews
Right Wing: Gaborik
Defense: Keith
Goalie: Anderson
LW : Alex Ovechkin
C : Cindy Crybaby Crosby
RW : Michael Cammalleri / Patrick Kane
D : Chris Pronger / PK Subban is gonna be one hell of a def
G : Ryan Miller
LW: OVECHKIN
C: CROSBY
RW: IGINLA
D: PRONGER
D: KEITH
G: MILLER
I'm with Goligoski on this one.

maximCan I replace the broken solenoid in my 1982 Yamaha Maxim 1100cc with a different solenoid?

I am about to purchase a 1982 Yamaha Maxim 1100cc. It needs a new solenoid, and they sell them on eBay. Can I use a different solenoid (same bike different year [1983]), like say a solenoid from a 1982 Yamahamaxim Maxim XJ650? Or do I have to buy the exact solenoid for this bike?
should be about the same - call a reliable bike shop or you may even be able to look it up on an online auto parts place that maximsells parts and says if compatible
I'd get the same thing...
if you mean the starter solenoid, you can go a year or two ahead or behind but i would not go much further.

cool conversation topicsCONVERSATION TOPICS? COOL THINGS TO TALK ABOUT? :)?

i love having loads to talk about. at the end of everyday i go over everything going on, everything i want to ask mycool conversation topics friends, and anything cool that happened recently.

cool things to talk about?
funny or cool things happening incool conversation topics the world?
interesting or funny questions to ask your friends?

ID LOVE TO HEAR YOUR OPINIONS!! :)
u have no life

ice breaker group gamesWhat kind of ice breaker games for group of people who don't like each other?

I am organizing a meeting with my staff and the atmosphere is not so friendly. Any kind of fun ideas I can do at the beginning of the meeting?
for 10 minutes
Blind man's bluff. Blindfold the most disliked person and let the others torment them for a minute. Baseball bats optional. Then take off the blindfold and do the same to each person in the group.
Here's a source...


Left column target groups & right column gives brief description.

From list, I chose "Top 10 Icebreakers for Meetings & Training Seminars" and link takes you to

Take a look there or pick on betterice breaker group games suited to your work place.
You said that the people do not like each other. Perhaps they do not know each other, so the following ice breaker may help (if it is a small group). Everyone gets a flip chart or large piece of paper, and is given a few minutes to draw a "Me-Map" which is a pictorial representation about their life. It can be a chain of events, important things in their life, etc. Then each person gets a few minutes to describe their Me-Map. That can help others to see them as an individual and to assist in improved relations.
Seven minutes in heaven, spin the botice breaker group gamestle, who smacked grandma?, Is this your toe?, How many cats can you shove into a tree before the neighbors see, Limbo, Light as a feather, If I was a bush what kind of fruit would I grow?
Icebreakers SUCK! Just get on with the meeting and get it over with. They're adults for god's sake.
if you do a google search for ice breakers you will find a lot of cool ideas
Broken telephone/ Chinese whisper. Whoever starts should say something nice about a particular person within the group setting until everybody has had a chance and has been acknowledged in the game

cat ran awayHow do you find a cat that ran away from home?

My cat ran away from home and it's been a few weeks. I saw him today, but he ran away before I could even open the door. I just want to know if anyone has any tips on getting him back.
Thanks :)
we moved recently and one of the older cats got out and it took us hours to get her back in the house. What worked for us was opening the doors and retreating from the exits so she couldn't see us, coaxing her with treats, the promise of a good meal (ie opening the can), sweet words and time. eventually when we all calmed down she became calm enough to cat ran awaycome in. I hope something works for you, good luck! i hope he comes home
for one thing, you could put up missing posters, or you could put one of those chips under his skin.
The easiest way might be to put out a cat trap with his favorite food inside. Though that might be a little expensive. Once you do get him get him a collar and a tag (a microchip works too)
If you put some food on your doorstep he might come back and you can snatch him if you see him. -really... it works... my gerbil ran away and i am dead serious... i kept leaving food out acat ran awaynd i saw him one night eating and i caught him
If normal calling and posters dont work, put a can of their food out and if they have a bed/toy they like that aswell. It may lure them back.
If you have a garage maybe leave the garage door open at night so he can go in there if he wants to. Leave food by the back door and maybe you can catch him that way too. Just be careful when you get him that you take him to the vet incase he got a disease or heartworm or something while he's been on the run.
try to put food out for him/her

cute funny life quotesWhat are some cute life quotes i can use for a laugh brochure at my school!?

i am outting together a brochure for a health fair sorta thing and i need cute funny life quotes. etc. thanks for all the input!
“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans” - John Lennon

“Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.” - Bernice Johnson Reagon

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” - Mahatma Gandhi

“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.” - Abraham Lincoln

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” - George Bernard Shaw

“The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn” - David Russell

“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.” - Albert Einstein

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” , without regard to quality, when a question she has answered goes to vote. JoW IS CHEATING!
-cute funny life quotes-RetroRay


"Reach for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

"Life is a game with no instructions."

"Live life. Laugh lots. Love forever."

"Life is a stage, and the spotlight is set on you."

"Laugh your heart out dance in the rain cherish the moment ignore the pain live laugh love forgive and forget life's too short to be living with regrets"

"Be the FRUIT LOOP in the world of Cheerios."

"Everybody is a Hallucination and Reality is an imagination..."

"Peace. It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart"

"Peace out!"

"Just chill."

"Better late than never!"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

"When in doubt, dance out!"

"There's always gonna be another mountain."

"So lucky to have been where we have been."

"If one of these 'thingies' is cute funny life quotesa pom-pom, does that make two of them 'pom-pom-pom-poms'?"

"Cherry Cherry Boom Boom!"

"When life knocks you down, just get back up."

"Courage is when you're afraid but you keep on moving anyway."

"Like a bird with broken wings, it's not about how high he flies, but the songs he sings."

"Keep moving forward!"

"The future is bright!"

"I live in a fairytale, somewhere to find for anyone to find."

"Butterfly fly away....."

"To dream...To think...To be free."

"Yes we can!"

"I have a dream..."

"Be yourself, because it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than ordinarily boring."

"Stand out in the crowd."

"Be the ___(name of favorite actor/singer) out of all the ___(name of least favortie actor/singer)s' in the world."
The harder you get knocked down, the harder you can hit back.-Me

breathe lyrics cassidyHow do i breathe remix mario ft fabolous lyrics?

Not the cassidy remix btw... the fabolous one..
sry, I can't find them either :(
How do i breathe without you here by my side how will i see when your love brought me to the light where do i go when your hearts where ibreathe lyrics cassidy lay my head when your not with me. how do i breathe? how do i breathe..


try searching for the remix featuring cassidy.. its just the same execpt the part where fabolubreathe lyrics cassidyos sang/rap...


i found the lyrics
http://www.lyriczz.com/lyriczz.php?songid=52721
some words arent correct tho

good conversation starters with your crushWhat are some good conversation starters for your crush?

I really like this guy in my grade (7th) and I love talking to him but lately i'm not sure what to talk about with him? are there any good ways to start a conversation or just talk a little bit between classes? i wanna talk to him but i don't wanna sound weird or just plain stupid or creepy.. Help!!!!! Please!!!!!
Thanks:)
It can be hard to know what you talk about after you have alreadgood conversation starters with your crushy covered the basics. This might help GetToKnowU.com has a couple of hundred get to know you questions. Here are 10 that i like.

What did you do to get pocket money as a child?
What do you know how to say in a foreign language?
What is your all time favorite joke?
What is the strangest food you have ever eaten?
What musical interments do you wish you could play?
Whagood conversation starters with your crusht subject do you wish you had paid more attention to in school?
What goals do you have for your education?
What do you remember about your first day of school?
Who was your favorite teacher?
If you could ask God a question what would it be?


Good Luck.
Thank you!! This will be really helpful:)

ask a question get answer nowOk, um...how many questions I ask/answer now on level 1, and how many do I need to ask/answer to be unlimited?

I read that I can only ask or answer five questions a day, or at a time on Yahoo Answers. I'm on level one. How do I get to the level where I can ask and answer unlimited questions? How do I vote on other people's best answers? How does this rewards thing on yahoo answers work? I wouldn't ask, but I'm thankful fask a question get answer nowor the service and I'm having fun.
It's not the amount of questions it's the points that get you to another level.
Get 2 points for answering a question and 10 points for a best answer.




All the info you need is on this page.
Click on your Points link for a table shoask a question get answer nowwing you all the information you're looking for.

Keep having fun!
click no the point next to your name that will help explain.
see yahoo answers blog

To think...3 weeks ago I was right where you are! And look at me now...only 2360 points needed to get to level 5.
Hah.

cute quotes layoutsDoes anybody know where to find very cute myspace layouts with quotes on them? please dont give me hotfreela.?

i want cute quote layouts for myspace!!!..and please dont tell me hotfreelayouts ok!
http://www.codemylayout.com/myspace-layouts/cat.php?id=20
http://www.iloveyourspace.com has some really cute quote layouts. Just go the the section that is titled "that's what she said" cute quotes layouts


Try this.

http://www.myspaceus.net/layouts/index.php?id=quotes

http://www.myspacelayoutshome.com/layouts/index.php

http://www.myspacelayoutshome.com/girlyquotes.php


http://profile.myspace.cocute quotes layoutsm/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=97587481

she made me a layout before...she takes requests ...just tell her how you want it
Try hot-lyts.com or whateverlife.com

You could probably find some at skem9.com ,too.




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fed print moneyIf the constitution gives the right to congress to print money, why have the FED?

The United States Constitution explicitly gives congress the full authority to coin and print money.

Why did congress give that authority to the Federal Reserve Bank (the FED)? The Fed is a privately held bank, if congress printed money, it would be interest free, like what Abraham Lincoln did to finance the civil war.

But the FED, prints our money, then loans fed print moneyit to us, the US Government and its people, at an interest rate? Why is it allowed to do this? Why isn't the constitution followed even when the Supreme Court declared that the FED has no right to print money?
There were several banking panics in the years preceding that led to a centralized banking system being developed in 1913. Basically, banks stopped loaning monfed print moneyey to each other (sound familiar?) That’s why it was created. But I agree with you, it is unconstitutional. Congress has tried at various times over the years since then to have it disbanded. Which usually results in those congressmen losing their seats.
Or the congressmen end getting "whacked,"

display pictures for msnWill someone give me some site to download the moving msn display pictures?

Hi, I wanted to know some good sites to download some free moving display pictures for msn. And I dont want the sites to make my own moving display pictures. Just want some web sitedisplay pictures for msns to download free moving display pictures for msn.
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star wars conspiracy theoryStar Wars and the possible New World Order?

I have been watching Star Wars since I was a child. I eventually had grown up, and I notice something very disturbing about the movie, especially the new series.

As we know, there is a NWO conspiracy theory, about creating a worldwide dictatorship, with a single leader and no freedoms, and so on..

And when I look at Star Wars, we see a large group of jedis (politicians) being lied by a single person, just a single person, who eventually, exterminate all the good guys, and create an empire.

Freemasons and illimunati are large part of the NWO theory, and Star Wars include many freemason symbols and teachers - for example Yoda.

George Lucas is a freemason too.

So, don't you think, the Star Wars sequel, is not just a movie, but something to prepare us? The correlation is just too big. For example Bush says in 1990 "There shall be peace, when this New World Order is created", while Palpatine says "There shall be peace, when all jedis are exterminated"

Palpatine orchestrates the Galactic War, Bush does the same - orchestrates the War on Terror. Palpatine turns the Republic into Empire, because of safety concerns, and Bush did the same - after 9/11.

The war in the Galaxy cost a thousands of billions of the intergalactic citizens - the War on Terror costed the same ammounts on the American population.

George Lucas films were shot many years ago, years before the NWO theory was created, but the events are just too similar.

So, what do you think? I'm not mad, but I asstar wars conspiracy theoryk myself this question in the last days, and I don't find logic answer.
Well first off there is no evidence or proof that George Lucas is or was a Freemason. So that pretty much shoots you whole premise to crud.

Sorry to burst your bubble but Lucas wrote Star Wars ~1975. This is long before either of the Presidents Bush took office.

Most students of film would say that Lucas' Star Wars was a classic good vs. evil saga played out in space over distant galaxies. It reflects the basic fight against good & evil that is played out everyday on planet earth. This is the basic appeal of the story.

The NWO conspiracy has grown out of the same stuff that used to be some bearded, unkempt, unshaven weird guy walking around some city wearing a bread board saying "the world is ending" or some such nonsense. These types have been around since time immemorial. The difference is that now they have the Internet and instead of being loners and tin foil hat wearers, they can find like minded individuals to 'share' their fantasies and predictions of doom with.

The symbols that your refer to as either Illuminati or Freemason are neither. The Illuminati died out over 226 years ago and never used any symbols, as they never had the chance as they only existed for about 11 years.

The Freemason have really only one symbol of their own. It is the Square and Compasses. Any other symbol is superfluous and either borrowed by or from Freemasonry to illustrate an allegorical story.
So it is no wonder that somstar wars conspiracy theorye of these supposed symbols pop up from time to time in film as they are either iconic or it could be the set designer just thought they were cool.
So what your saying is George Lucas could predict the future? ;)
I doubt there's any correlation between the Star Wars films and any kind of conspiracy theory, even the NWO one. The NWO theory has been around for a very long time, since Da Vinci and probably before - humanity has always been obsessed with their being further meaning to politics, war and dictatorship. As many people have stated before, there's no conclusive evidence to support the NWO theory; mind you, there's no conclusive evidence to support religion, so that's fair enough. I think you're looking too in depth at this thing though; if Lucas is indeed a freemason (and a lot of people think that's just a myth), why would he make such obvious symbolism in his films? And, most notably, his Star Wars films? He could have easily put some in his first film, THX1138, which would lend itself more usefully to that sort of thing - it's set in a dystopian future. The freemasons would want to hide their plans, surely, because they wouldn't want them leaking out. I'm not trying to be naive, and I know you're not mad, but I do think you're just looking too hard for things in Star Wars now you've found something.
Jurassic Park 3 is also eerily similar to what is going on in politics today.

short joke of the dayShort joke of the day, did u liked it?

A girl checking weight:
58 kgs
Removes sandles: 57 kgs.
Removes jacket: 55 kgs.
Removes stole: 54 kgs.
Her coins get over.
A boy in the queue
says,"Carry on... I'll put the coins!"
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<<star me>>
Sorry axe , i don't get it ...
It goes like this
theres a machine in whishort joke of the daych u have to put a coin each time u check ur weight,
the girl weighs her, it shows 58 kgs,
the she removes her sadles, it shows 57 kgs,
then she removes her jacket, it shows 56 kgs,


then her stole, it shows 55 kgs,
till her coins get over,
so a guy in the queue says,&qshort joke of the dayuot;Carry on... I'll put the coins!"
coz she was almost removing her cloths off.


it was ok
someone send me this text-mcdonald jumped burger king in front of popeyes over their girl wendy.Kfc took subway to see the fight.

inspirational quotationsWhat are some inspirational quotations to help motivate you to work hard at school?

I'm applying to go to university in a couple of weeks and I need to work extremely hard this year to get the right grades. Do you know of any quotations that would motivate me to work hard?

Thanks!
"If you're doing youinspirational quotationsr best, you won't have any time to worry about failure" or "When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place." or "Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as yinspirational quotationsou persist, you will be successful."
Visit: http://positivequotations.weebly.com


If life kicks you, let it kick you forward. :)
failure is not an aption

free game cheats codesDoes anyone know a reliable source for free game codes, cheats and strategy guides that covers all platforms?

Google "Cheatcc.com" I've been using that site since the 90's, it won't let you down.
Use cheatcc! It is by far my favorite cheats/walkthrough website. It's very well laid out and best of all, there's LOADS of cheats for every game u can think of! free game cheats codesIt's been around for a long while so it still has old cheat lists for games on the SNES and original gameboy
Ignore gamefaqs and the other site go to www.ign.com it is spam free and has everything u need every platform every stratagy guide u need free game cheats codesmillions of cheats plus more. Enjoy hope that helped.
Head over to www.gamefaqs.com for all your needs. They do have guides, but they are texted based and very long. You can also check out gamespot.com for some guides

billy currington lyrics good directionsBilly Currington

What are the lyrics when he is talking about something like..."this must be where they make eggs..." or SOMETHING. I know that's not right, but if you know the song, you'll know the answer. First one to answer gets the ten.
This must be where Rednecks come from

You can find it in the lyrices

Good Directions

I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin’ or a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from”
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate
Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job

[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me

I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face
Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name
I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love”
I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down
She probably didn’t like me anyhow
So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust.

[Chorus]
I told billy currington lyrics good directionsher way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me

Is this Georgia heat playin’ tricks on me
Or am I really seein’ what I think I see
The woman of my dreams comin’ back to me

She went way up yonder past the caution light
Don’t know why, but somethin’ felt right
When she stopped in and asked Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Mama gave her a big ‘ol glass and sent her right back here to me

Thank God for good directions…and turnip greens
this must be where REDNECKS come from
this must be where Rednecks come from -- is the line
She said "this must be where rednecks come from" b/c she is in the middle of no where or in a small town lost!

I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin’ or a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from”
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate
Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job

[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder pbilly currington lyrics good directionsast the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me

I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face
Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name
I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love”
I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down
She probably didn’t like me anyhow
So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust.

[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me

Is this Georgia heat playin’ tricks on me
Or am I really seein’ what I think I see
The woman of my dreams comin’ back to me

She went way up yonder past the caution light
Don’t know why, but somethin’ felt right
When she stopped in and asked Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Mama gave her a big ‘ol glass and sent her right back here to me

Thank God for good directions…and turnip greens

flats boats brandsWHAT is more important to a BASS ANGLER: A name

Would you rather own a "Ranger", "Skeeter", or "Triton"?

Or own a "Stratus" or "Alumacraft", "Lund" ; AND have great fishing skills?

Do you think the fish you catch know the difference between a "Ranger" boat and a "Lund" boat?

Isn't perhaps your GEAR(rods, reels, electronic's, ETC), even more important than owning a "top of the line" name-brand boat?

I currently own 2 boats(flats:"Carolina Skiff" & bass:"Lund") and have won quite a few tourneys in them.

In the tourneys i've participated in, the flats boats brands"Ranger", Stratus", "Skeeter", "Triton", "Nitro", guys lose & win with the same regularity that people with off-brands do.

It would seem that some believe the amount you paid for your boat equals your skills as an angler.

Whats your take on the subject? good fish'n!
FISHING SKILLS --

Jesus didn't have a Ranger.
Nope Jesus had a Skeeter


boat
I own a 16' flat bottom jon boat with 5 hp nissan and a 50 lb thrust troller. I catch bass every time I go fishing. I would rather have the skills
I've NEVER know the name flats boats brandsof a boat, reel, tackle or anything similar to catch a fish...you got to have skills...

My son...who is now 8 has two wall-hangers already...fishing on a ratty old Zebco with a beat-up bobber and a shiner...

No fancy stuff, no embroidered shirt...just skill and fun...
Personally I'd rather have skills,A good boat just helps you in getting to the spot faster,or just lookking damn good getting there..lol.Good gear is important as well ,but im still not paying 300 for a Loomis rod,it wont make me fish any better.

love breaking upSongs about your first love breaking up with you?

I need a song to realte to. My boyfriend broke up with me, he truely was my first love and it's been almost a month now and I still can't get over him and we weren't even dating that long but I'm such a wreck, miss him more than anything and I just want lyrics and a song that I can realte to cause he was lying and pretending the whole time and he doesn't care so it kills me. Anyone got any songs?
sorry to hear about thelove breaking up break up but maybe some of these will help you =]


-my happy ending by avril lavigne
-dont bother by shakia
-get out by jojo
-aint it funny by jennifer lopez
-aint going to cry by mary j blige
-over it by katherine mchpee
-ireeplaceable by beyonce
-say goodbye by skillet
-potential breakup song by aly and aj
-how do you sleep by jesse mccrtney
-teardrops on my gutair-avril
from the bottom of my broken hlove breaking upeart-britney spears
since youve been gone by kelly clarkson
take a bow by rihanna
breakaway by kelly clarkson
its alright its okay-ashley tisdale
apologize by timberland
picture ti burn-taylor swift
your not sorry by ^
breath by ^
lol i couldnt help it lol

Justin Bieber - 宝贝疙瘩

"my first love broke my heart for the first time"

dealing with anxietyDealing with depression/anxiety?

I am an 18 years old and I have been suffering through depression and anxiety. I have constipation (when I go, it comes out watery), head aches, chest pain, my body tingles, not wanting to eat, I want to vomit sometimes, but I can't, I have not be able to sleep some nights, fever, light headedness, and not dealing well being alone.

Story: I had an anxiety attack and I got smacked with depression. The symptoms started and I don't know what to do with myself. I went to the doctor about my depression and I got put on Zolof, my headaches are gone, but I still go through everything else. I went back because I had developed some of the other symptoms mentioned and the doctor put it off as fludealing with anxiety symptoms and now I am taking Keflex. I see the doctor again on Tuesday and I have school on Monday. My mom scheduled an appointment with psychiatrist, but I won't see him until next month. I feel like I won't be able to do school or even leave my house. I don't want to make myself drop out of school just because of this.

I don't really know what I can because of all this. I will have to be put back in school and I feel very uncomfortable about all this. What should I do?
okay i have been through all of that and am still dealing with it. Dont take medication for depression, it wont help. you need to get a therapist. you need to learn how to over come the feeling of anxiety, its so hadealing with anxietyrd to do but so worth it. go and tell your doctor that you want to be referd on to someone who deals with anxiety and depression. he/she isnt helping you by giving you medicine, you should think about changing your doctor.
good luck
Get in touch with your doctor as soon as possible. Let him know just what is happening and that you are experiencing symptoms which are right now very detrimental to just what is happening which might be detrimental to your ability to attend school.

The longer you wait, the possibility of your not being able to attend school will be possible and the longer it will take to bring it to an acceptable level of functioning.