A girl checking weight:
58 kgs
Removes sandles: 57 kgs.
Removes jacket: 55 kgs.
Removes stole: 54 kgs.
Her coins get over.
A boy in the queue
says,"Carry on... I'll put the coins!"
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<<star me>>
Sorry axe , i don't get it ...
It goes like this
theres a machine in whishort joke of the daych u have to put a coin each time u check ur weight,
the girl weighs her, it shows 58 kgs,
the she removes her sadles, it shows 57 kgs,
then she removes her jacket, it shows 56 kgs,
then her stole, it shows 55 kgs,
till her coins get over,
so a guy in the queue says,&qshort joke of the dayuot;Carry on... I'll put the coins!"
coz she was almost removing her cloths off.
it was ok
someone send me this text-mcdonald jumped burger king in front of popeyes over their girl wendy.Kfc took subway to see the fight.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
inspirational quotationsWhat are some inspirational quotations to help motivate you to work hard at school?
I'm applying to go to university in a couple of weeks and I need to work extremely hard this year to get the right grades. Do you know of any quotations that would motivate me to work hard?
Thanks!
"If you're doing youinspirational quotationsr best, you won't have any time to worry about failure" or "When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place." or "Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as yinspirational quotationsou persist, you will be successful."
Visit: http://positivequotations.weebly.com
If life kicks you, let it kick you forward. :)
failure is not an aption
Thanks!
"If you're doing youinspirational quotationsr best, you won't have any time to worry about failure" or "When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place." or "Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as yinspirational quotationsou persist, you will be successful."
Visit: http://positivequotations.weebly.com
If life kicks you, let it kick you forward. :)
failure is not an aption
free game cheats codesDoes anyone know a reliable source for free game codes, cheats and strategy guides that covers all platforms?
Google "Cheatcc.com" I've been using that site since the 90's, it won't let you down.
Use cheatcc! It is by far my favorite cheats/walkthrough website. It's very well laid out and best of all, there's LOADS of cheats for every game u can think of! free game cheats codesIt's been around for a long while so it still has old cheat lists for games on the SNES and original gameboy
Ignore gamefaqs and the other site go to www.ign.com it is spam free and has everything u need every platform every stratagy guide u need free game cheats codesmillions of cheats plus more. Enjoy hope that helped.
Head over to www.gamefaqs.com for all your needs. They do have guides, but they are texted based and very long. You can also check out gamespot.com for some guides
Use cheatcc! It is by far my favorite cheats/walkthrough website. It's very well laid out and best of all, there's LOADS of cheats for every game u can think of! free game cheats codesIt's been around for a long while so it still has old cheat lists for games on the SNES and original gameboy
Ignore gamefaqs and the other site go to www.ign.com it is spam free and has everything u need every platform every stratagy guide u need free game cheats codesmillions of cheats plus more. Enjoy hope that helped.
Head over to www.gamefaqs.com for all your needs. They do have guides, but they are texted based and very long. You can also check out gamespot.com for some guides
billy currington lyrics good directionsBilly Currington
What are the lyrics when he is talking about something like..."this must be where they make eggs..." or SOMETHING. I know that's not right, but if you know the song, you'll know the answer. First one to answer gets the ten.
This must be where Rednecks come from
You can find it in the lyrices
Good Directions
I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin’ or a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from”
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate
Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job
[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face
Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name
I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love”
I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down
She probably didn’t like me anyhow
So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust.
[Chorus]
I told billy currington lyrics good directionsher way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
Is this Georgia heat playin’ tricks on me
Or am I really seein’ what I think I see
The woman of my dreams comin’ back to me
She went way up yonder past the caution light
Don’t know why, but somethin’ felt right
When she stopped in and asked Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Mama gave her a big ‘ol glass and sent her right back here to me
Thank God for good directions…and turnip greens
this must be where REDNECKS come from
this must be where Rednecks come from -- is the line
She said "this must be where rednecks come from" b/c she is in the middle of no where or in a small town lost!
I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin’ or a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from”
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate
Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job
[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder pbilly currington lyrics good directionsast the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face
Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name
I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love”
I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down
She probably didn’t like me anyhow
So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust.
[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
Is this Georgia heat playin’ tricks on me
Or am I really seein’ what I think I see
The woman of my dreams comin’ back to me
She went way up yonder past the caution light
Don’t know why, but somethin’ felt right
When she stopped in and asked Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Mama gave her a big ‘ol glass and sent her right back here to me
Thank God for good directions…and turnip greens
This must be where Rednecks come from
You can find it in the lyrices
Good Directions
I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin’ or a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from”
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate
Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job
[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face
Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name
I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love”
I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down
She probably didn’t like me anyhow
So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust.
[Chorus]
I told billy currington lyrics good directionsher way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
Is this Georgia heat playin’ tricks on me
Or am I really seein’ what I think I see
The woman of my dreams comin’ back to me
She went way up yonder past the caution light
Don’t know why, but somethin’ felt right
When she stopped in and asked Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Mama gave her a big ‘ol glass and sent her right back here to me
Thank God for good directions…and turnip greens
this must be where REDNECKS come from
this must be where Rednecks come from -- is the line
She said "this must be where rednecks come from" b/c she is in the middle of no where or in a small town lost!
I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin’ or a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from”
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate
Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job
[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder pbilly currington lyrics good directionsast the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face
Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name
I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love”
I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down
She probably didn’t like me anyhow
So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust.
[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
Is this Georgia heat playin’ tricks on me
Or am I really seein’ what I think I see
The woman of my dreams comin’ back to me
She went way up yonder past the caution light
Don’t know why, but somethin’ felt right
When she stopped in and asked Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Mama gave her a big ‘ol glass and sent her right back here to me
Thank God for good directions…and turnip greens
flats boats brandsWHAT is more important to a BASS ANGLER: A name
Would you rather own a "Ranger", "Skeeter", or "Triton"?
Or own a "Stratus" or "Alumacraft", "Lund" ; AND have great fishing skills?
Do you think the fish you catch know the difference between a "Ranger" boat and a "Lund" boat?
Isn't perhaps your GEAR(rods, reels, electronic's, ETC), even more important than owning a "top of the line" name-brand boat?
I currently own 2 boats(flats:"Carolina Skiff" & bass:"Lund") and have won quite a few tourneys in them.
In the tourneys i've participated in, the flats boats brands"Ranger", Stratus", "Skeeter", "Triton", "Nitro", guys lose & win with the same regularity that people with off-brands do.
It would seem that some believe the amount you paid for your boat equals your skills as an angler.
Whats your take on the subject? good fish'n!
FISHING SKILLS --
Jesus didn't have a Ranger.
Nope Jesus had a Skeeter
boat
I own a 16' flat bottom jon boat with 5 hp nissan and a 50 lb thrust troller. I catch bass every time I go fishing. I would rather have the skills
I've NEVER know the name flats boats brandsof a boat, reel, tackle or anything similar to catch a fish...you got to have skills...
My son...who is now 8 has two wall-hangers already...fishing on a ratty old Zebco with a beat-up bobber and a shiner...
No fancy stuff, no embroidered shirt...just skill and fun...
Personally I'd rather have skills,A good boat just helps you in getting to the spot faster,or just lookking damn good getting there..lol.Good gear is important as well ,but im still not paying 300 for a Loomis rod,it wont make me fish any better.
Or own a "Stratus" or "Alumacraft", "Lund" ; AND have great fishing skills?
Do you think the fish you catch know the difference between a "Ranger" boat and a "Lund" boat?
Isn't perhaps your GEAR(rods, reels, electronic's, ETC), even more important than owning a "top of the line" name-brand boat?
I currently own 2 boats(flats:"Carolina Skiff" & bass:"Lund") and have won quite a few tourneys in them.
In the tourneys i've participated in, the flats boats brands"Ranger", Stratus", "Skeeter", "Triton", "Nitro", guys lose & win with the same regularity that people with off-brands do.
It would seem that some believe the amount you paid for your boat equals your skills as an angler.
Whats your take on the subject? good fish'n!
FISHING SKILLS --
Jesus didn't have a Ranger.
Nope Jesus had a Skeeter
boat
I own a 16' flat bottom jon boat with 5 hp nissan and a 50 lb thrust troller. I catch bass every time I go fishing. I would rather have the skills
I've NEVER know the name flats boats brandsof a boat, reel, tackle or anything similar to catch a fish...you got to have skills...
My son...who is now 8 has two wall-hangers already...fishing on a ratty old Zebco with a beat-up bobber and a shiner...
No fancy stuff, no embroidered shirt...just skill and fun...
Personally I'd rather have skills,A good boat just helps you in getting to the spot faster,or just lookking damn good getting there..lol.Good gear is important as well ,but im still not paying 300 for a Loomis rod,it wont make me fish any better.
love breaking upSongs about your first love breaking up with you?
I need a song to realte to. My boyfriend broke up with me, he truely was my first love and it's been almost a month now and I still can't get over him and we weren't even dating that long but I'm such a wreck, miss him more than anything and I just want lyrics and a song that I can realte to cause he was lying and pretending the whole time and he doesn't care so it kills me. Anyone got any songs?
sorry to hear about thelove breaking up break up but maybe some of these will help you =]
-my happy ending by avril lavigne
-dont bother by shakia
-get out by jojo
-aint it funny by jennifer lopez
-aint going to cry by mary j blige
-over it by katherine mchpee
-ireeplaceable by beyonce
-say goodbye by skillet
-potential breakup song by aly and aj
-how do you sleep by jesse mccrtney
-teardrops on my gutair-avril
from the bottom of my broken hlove breaking upeart-britney spears
since youve been gone by kelly clarkson
take a bow by rihanna
breakaway by kelly clarkson
its alright its okay-ashley tisdale
apologize by timberland
picture ti burn-taylor swift
your not sorry by ^
breath by ^
lol i couldnt help it lol
Justin Bieber - 宝贝疙瘩
"my first love broke my heart for the first time"
sorry to hear about thelove breaking up break up but maybe some of these will help you =]
-my happy ending by avril lavigne
-dont bother by shakia
-get out by jojo
-aint it funny by jennifer lopez
-aint going to cry by mary j blige
-over it by katherine mchpee
-ireeplaceable by beyonce
-say goodbye by skillet
-potential breakup song by aly and aj
-how do you sleep by jesse mccrtney
-teardrops on my gutair-avril
from the bottom of my broken hlove breaking upeart-britney spears
since youve been gone by kelly clarkson
take a bow by rihanna
breakaway by kelly clarkson
its alright its okay-ashley tisdale
apologize by timberland
picture ti burn-taylor swift
your not sorry by ^
breath by ^
lol i couldnt help it lol
Justin Bieber - 宝贝疙瘩
"my first love broke my heart for the first time"
dealing with anxietyDealing with depression/anxiety?
I am an 18 years old and I have been suffering through depression and anxiety. I have constipation (when I go, it comes out watery), head aches, chest pain, my body tingles, not wanting to eat, I want to vomit sometimes, but I can't, I have not be able to sleep some nights, fever, light headedness, and not dealing well being alone.
Story: I had an anxiety attack and I got smacked with depression. The symptoms started and I don't know what to do with myself. I went to the doctor about my depression and I got put on Zolof, my headaches are gone, but I still go through everything else. I went back because I had developed some of the other symptoms mentioned and the doctor put it off as fludealing with anxiety symptoms and now I am taking Keflex. I see the doctor again on Tuesday and I have school on Monday. My mom scheduled an appointment with psychiatrist, but I won't see him until next month. I feel like I won't be able to do school or even leave my house. I don't want to make myself drop out of school just because of this.
I don't really know what I can because of all this. I will have to be put back in school and I feel very uncomfortable about all this. What should I do?
okay i have been through all of that and am still dealing with it. Dont take medication for depression, it wont help. you need to get a therapist. you need to learn how to over come the feeling of anxiety, its so hadealing with anxietyrd to do but so worth it. go and tell your doctor that you want to be referd on to someone who deals with anxiety and depression. he/she isnt helping you by giving you medicine, you should think about changing your doctor.
good luck
Get in touch with your doctor as soon as possible. Let him know just what is happening and that you are experiencing symptoms which are right now very detrimental to just what is happening which might be detrimental to your ability to attend school.
The longer you wait, the possibility of your not being able to attend school will be possible and the longer it will take to bring it to an acceptable level of functioning.
Story: I had an anxiety attack and I got smacked with depression. The symptoms started and I don't know what to do with myself. I went to the doctor about my depression and I got put on Zolof, my headaches are gone, but I still go through everything else. I went back because I had developed some of the other symptoms mentioned and the doctor put it off as fludealing with anxiety symptoms and now I am taking Keflex. I see the doctor again on Tuesday and I have school on Monday. My mom scheduled an appointment with psychiatrist, but I won't see him until next month. I feel like I won't be able to do school or even leave my house. I don't want to make myself drop out of school just because of this.
I don't really know what I can because of all this. I will have to be put back in school and I feel very uncomfortable about all this. What should I do?
okay i have been through all of that and am still dealing with it. Dont take medication for depression, it wont help. you need to get a therapist. you need to learn how to over come the feeling of anxiety, its so hadealing with anxietyrd to do but so worth it. go and tell your doctor that you want to be referd on to someone who deals with anxiety and depression. he/she isnt helping you by giving you medicine, you should think about changing your doctor.
good luck
Get in touch with your doctor as soon as possible. Let him know just what is happening and that you are experiencing symptoms which are right now very detrimental to just what is happening which might be detrimental to your ability to attend school.
The longer you wait, the possibility of your not being able to attend school will be possible and the longer it will take to bring it to an acceptable level of functioning.
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